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Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15724) - you deserved it (3545)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:50pm - money - by moneycatious (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Sounds to me like you don't know your husband very well.

You deserve it for not only being completely oblivious as to your husband's preference when it comes to spending money, but also for thinking that spending however much money amounts to "an expensive watch" was a good idea in the first place.

#4 - On 03/20/2012 at 3:42am by hotdogcore

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You'd think appreciation would be his first thought..

#1 - On 03/20/2012 at 3:35am by afdude87

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