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Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22042) - you deserved it (2428)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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ALWAYS hide your beer!

#3 - On 02/28/2012 at 6:16pm by bbedlock

See in context

+56 | 7

Some people..

#2 - On 02/28/2012 at 6:15pm by hthelittleone

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+33 | 10

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