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By kal / Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:03 / United States
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OP's going to have a hard time learning about plant reproduction, involving endsperm, spermatangia, the ovaries being the fruits, etc. Oh, how awkward Biology is.

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Ok so from now on everyone around you will change their word usage just so that you feel confortable. Get over it and get used to it.

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85- OP's not really shy about them. (S)he twitches and makes a huge deal every time someone says them. That is immature. It's also not from the way she was raised since she told her family and they had no problem saying the words.

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85 you spelt "reatards" wrong in your profile while on a grammar rant. Retard, the highly derogatory word is what I think you meant.

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You know, those are the proper anatomical terms for them. Some of us (although I'm probably one of only a few on Fml) have jobs dealing with them. I breed horses for a living. Penis, vagina, vulva, testicles, etc are words we say 1000 times on a daily basis. Get over it already.

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85, first off, they are just words. They have no more meaning than what we humans place in them. Secondly, as already mentioned, these are the technical, anatomical terms for these body parts. Having a problem with such words is silly, and any person who has a problem with them needs to either grow up or seek professional help, because these words shouldn't bother anybody.

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I just have to add. It's just embarrassing if you go around the rest of your life saying stuff like "his thing" or "her hoo-ha". I have a friend that's in her late 20s to early 30s and she does that with the horses and I have to mute my phone so she can't hear me laughing my ass of at her. The other day she was on the phone checking mares for me and was saying "This one's ta-tas are starting to swell up but her hoo-ha isn't droopy yet". I about died laughing. So whe

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I think the OP would like to know that the word "vanilla" is etymologically related to "vagina". Then he/she can twitch every time they get an ice-cream.

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Penis and vagina are perfectly acceptable medical terms. If they are serious "triggers" then she needs to see a therapist. People shouldn't have to eliminate perfectly acceptable terms because a single person is bothered by them for an arbitrary reason.

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We need the penis pervert from Mission Hill to give OP a call. (I sincerely hope I'm not the only person who saw that show)

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Is it just me, or does that sound exciting? When you finally have sex, have your partner say penis over and over, turning you into a human vibrator.

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I don't know what kind of sex life you have, but the words penis and vagina are rarely, if ever, uttered during mine.

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*having sex* Girl: Put your penis in my vagina! Guy: put your vagina on my penis! That's how it'd like it to go, and not just here the words 'fuck me'.

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Thank you 129 for the mental image of the very *respectful* and technically correct sex that you and your husband must have.

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We don't talk or act dirty to each other because it's well...dirty. We make love and are sweet and intimate with some passion thrown in. We don't have porno sex because that's just sex. We value each other and sex more than that.

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149- thats great that you and your husband are respectful of each other but you can let loose and have fun too. It's not "porno sex" its just having some fun with your hubby(:

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We have plenty of fun without being like "oh you're so dirty *smack*". It's just our preference and beliefs and considering I get 2-3 orgasms each time I'd say it's working just fine for us.

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Why are you telling anyone about this? No one asked about your sex life. Don't you think it's weird how you just volunteered that information?

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Well, if he twitches at those words, you know he won't do as well with others. He did say he didn't like to talk about the general category of the "stuff"

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I have a feeling if OP gets a chance to lose their virginity and they see the opposite sex's equipment, they'll go into a full blown seizure.

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