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Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25809) - you deserved it (2105)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

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Enjoy your lamp and mattress before he takes them away tomorrow.

#2 - On 11/10/2011 at 12:51pm by polakinakilt

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No offense but ur moms retarded lol that sucks goodluck with that

#1 - On 11/10/2011 at 12:48pm by wokawokanomnom

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