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Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
Enjoy your lamp and mattress before he takes them away tomorrow.
No offense but ur moms retarded lol that sucks goodluck with that
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