Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

by Agathus / 11/10/2011 at 9:35am / United Arab Emirates / Money

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  • No offense but ur moms retarded lol that sucks goodluck with that

    #1 - On 11/10/2011 at 12:48pm by wokawokanomnom

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  • Enjoy your lamp and mattress before he takes them away tomorrow.

    #2 - On 11/10/2011 at 12:51pm by polakinakilt

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