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By Screwed - 28/12/2025 03:00

Today, I'm diagnosed with a terminal liver cancer. I live abroad, away from my family, so I called them and asked them to come visit me, possibly for the last time. I even offered to pay for the travel both ways. The mother, with a quite indifferent tone, declined my offer and hung up the fuckin' phone on me! FML
I agree, your life sucks 472
You deserved it 69

Same thing different taste

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Time to update your last will and testament to include a clause that says people will only get money out of your will if they show up before your death. Lots of homeless people who did show up to beg for money before your death will be happy to get a portion of your estate...