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Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

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On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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You freeloading bastard.

#1 - On 10/03/2011 at 7:35pm by doltkid

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You make a salary and still live at home? WTF?

#4 - On 10/03/2011 at 7:38pm by Dr_Pepper

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