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Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 7:46am - money - by Sam - Australia (New South Wales)

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How stupid are you? Are you in the habit of reading trash? No, and neither is anyone else. Your plan was idiotic, and you got exactly what you deserved - no new customers, and $500 out of your pocket.

#5 - On 09/26/2011 at 1:10pm by DocBastard

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Atleast they saw ur card ;)

#1 - On 09/26/2011 at 1:08pm by NStarB

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