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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20633) - you deserved it (47299)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)

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you deserve better :/

#1 - On 03/02/2011 at 7:05pm by MissHeart

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Don't put up with that shit OP, dump his lazy ass!

#3 - On 03/02/2011 at 7:07pm by Sparkiee93

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