Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24492) - you deserved it (4850)
On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying…
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WOO HOO! You're a tall mother fucker.
#3 - On 10/11/2010 at 10:07am by FFML_314
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FYL!! :( hope your hand feels beetteerrr
#1 - On 10/11/2010 at 10:06am by DONTrockMYroll
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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