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Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32232) - you deserved it (3242)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Your dad is a worthless piece of trash. Count your blessings that you don't have a dead beat like that in your life.

#10 - On 10/07/2010 at 6:14am by FFML_314

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ask your mom for 55 more cents and you can buy a whole chocolate bar

#7 - On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am by Avenger

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