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Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51334) - you deserved it (18137)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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"Today, I was at the park feeding pigeons like a normal homeless person. A young man walked by and threw some fries on the ground. I dashed for the fries, but then the birds fought with me for them. FML."

#9 - On 04/14/2009 at 2:12pm by potentpotable

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that's happened to me at the beach, but they were seagulls... and they attacked me x_x

#1 - On 04/14/2009 at 2:01pm by vvtumblesbee

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