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Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42273) - you deserved it (4260)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

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I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?

#4 - On 03/10/2010 at 5:27pm by fma

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hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!

#1 - On 03/10/2010 at 5:26pm by hXcsoccerplaya

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