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Today, my younger brother watched an old music video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69722) - you deserved it (3425)

On 04/09/2009 at 10:43pm - misc - by FML4evs (man) - United States (Illinois)

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well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him

#10 - On 04/10/2009 at 6:29am by dwights

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I believe a nice kick in the shin is in order.

#5 - On 04/10/2009 at 6:17am by amy397123

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