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Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18902) - you deserved it (35782)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

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how did you not notice it before she ate...?

#6 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:11pm by pineappleducki

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could be herpes.

#4 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:09pm by pineappleducki

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