Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15175) - you deserved it (25962)
On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)
tramrider's life also sucksToday, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because…
oh my god thats so gross!
#3 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:08pm by ohsosweet
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could be herpes.
#4 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:09pm by pineappleducki
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