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Today, my friends decided it would be funny to yell out "Pass us the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by UnfortunateGirly (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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better than " spread them wider baby"

#1 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:05am by stinkytruck

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lol me and my friends always do that xD

#7 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:11am by dacho

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