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Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.
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Tuesday 24 November 2015