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Today, I feared my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion i forgot to take off the computer desk after i masturbated last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she had changed the backgroud to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
I agree, your life sucks (6804) - you deserved it (45377)
On 04/08/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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