Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2009 at 12:34am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

    #2 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:15am by Jaxro

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  • Hate to say it, but you deserved it!

    #1 - On 04/08/2009 at 6:02am by SonicSophie

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