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Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3471) - you deserved it (29646)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

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