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Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6474) - you deserved it (46792)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

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well at least you learned to use a smaller coin next time you decide to be an idiot

#7 - On 02/21/2010 at 7:17pm by notsocommonsense

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I know, I fail :(

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 7:13pm by Ajjas013

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