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I just wanted to be first :P I don't have anything witty to say yet, stick around and I might figure it out.

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idk if you are kidding or not, but a quarter as in the unit of money. It's a coin that is worth 25 cents.

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I'm sure that person was kidding about the "quarter of pie?" thing. not many ppl provide an example when guessing an unknown object

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wow ummm I'd say you have IDIOT tattooed on your forehead...that is not only a stupid thing to do but also potentially harmful to your health...not only to your digestive system but to the rest of your body...hrm you totally fucking deserve it! pssst: maybe you should think where it's been before you eat it....slot machines, shoes, pockets, in the dirt, bathroom floors...etc use your head next time. Kay thanx bye!

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Completely agree with Sonfang. OP, that quarter could have been pulled out of an ass of another moron like you before you put it in your mouth.

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Now when people say" what? you think money comes out my ass?" you can have a snappy remark...btw fail

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@60: ooh, that reminds me of a game my classmates used to play...they would put their Hands on the table and try to fling a coin with highest possible speed at one anothers hand, just to hurt them...quite a stupid thing for itself, but imagined they used THAT coin...well i'm not quite sure if disgusting is still a sufficient word for that

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#159, a quarter isn't made from nickel. OP: They should probably do a CT and a colonoscopy to make sure the quarter didn't make any tears in your intestines! You're such an idiot. Then again, it's nothing new to a doctor. When I worked in Radiology, we saw stupid people like you all the time.

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Today I was almost done with my shift at a local hospital,when this idiot arrived claiming not to know how a 25 cent piece became lodged in his anus! Knowing it was a stupid prank, I told the intern to use the largest speculum we had to removed it. It was everything I could do not to howl with laughter while he screamed in pain!!

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today a patient came over to my office and explained to me how he ate a quarter and it is stuck i am a dentist. FML

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Isn't destroying legal US tender a federal offense? Say hello to Guantanamo, serves you right, trying to cause inflation as if we don't have enough of a financial situation...

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