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Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16588) - you deserved it (6459)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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poor man. he probably doesn't realize he's different. don't bitch about it, i feel bad for him. :(

#2 - On 02/19/2010 at 6:07am by AngryNinja

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Creepy older man would of been worst.

#15 - On 02/19/2010 at 6:25am by 24788

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