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Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18943) - you deserved it (1643)

On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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and they wonder why swine flu spreads so quickly(:

#9 - On 02/17/2010 at 3:20am by kayztastic

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holy crap! ew! people have to cover their mouths!

#1 - On 02/17/2010 at 3:13am by NeonWar__

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