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Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some cheez-its I had in my room. After I had enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48351) - you deserved it (10979)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by hungry (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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