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Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17561) - you deserved it (62025)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)

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Yeah.. requesting the cute waiter is creepy. YDI.

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:42pm by hpnerd

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well dont make it so obvious and act like a creeper.

#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:40pm by hawaiianxpunchx3

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