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Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38585) - you deserved it (37003)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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