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Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23748) - you deserved it (2462)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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So how long is he grounded for? I hope he didn't get away with it.

#6 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:05pm by Callyn

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99% of FML's can be solved with a swift kick to the balls.

Especially if it involves a child.

#9 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:06pm by alexisthename

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