Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
musiclife_fml 0
FIRST!!!! sorry had to do it...but FML indeed
emis145 2
Pwn3d now I'm #1
lolfylanydi 0
first
Freeze_fml 17
Neither of you are first, dumbasses.
soul_fml 0
ouch
Evafml123 0
well know you know he loves you... I guess.
IPityTheFool 0
Screw all of you i'm first :D , and op...pants him in public?
aasouls 0
aw damn that sucks im sorry (also im number 1!!)
LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE 0
Sex....what he not getting that night...
chlorinegreen 27
If there is a string coming from someone's crotch that doesn't come down all the way to your knees. Don't touch it. Seriously that's just way to close for comfort.
sometimessam 16
Why would you pull it in the first place? That's just awkward especially in public.
tuxedoandex 28
"why" maybe read the fml again
Nicktoon 0
ewww
superangryandy 2
Honest mistake.
Satoaoi 13
lol
Wingman527 22
Holy shit that's nasty
thenameslo 0
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oommgggg that suucks assss. i guess ina way its your fault tho.
rachel12158 0
no it is not her fault at all
erin1994 9
you must be a guy, cuz if you were a girl you would know it's notched fault whatsoever
ChubbyNicki 6
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Yeah... It is. Who goes swimming on their period, and who the hell doesn't make sure their tampon string is hidden?
jkmartinjk 16
@ 412: Oh you must be one of the girls who turns into a swamp monster and must stay in your room for a week.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
UsaTrackstar 0
hi
santanaaa 0
first of all,if she'd tuck it, it would look like a wedge... and 2, if shed tuck it the water will run through and just pull it out again
claiiire_fml 17
323- just shut up. It wouldnt look like a 'wedge' and the water wouldn't pull it out. You're an idiot.
mikuxxhatsune 32
She probably forgot about it or was thinking about something when she was changing/got distracted.
may_cause_fail 0
You should be more careful about that stuff. ;D
ThisisLegit 0
Oh lawd.
kelseymarie 0
:-O are you serious??? your bf is not too clever eh?
bjy151 0
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As bad as this may have made you feel and what not... I really didn't need to know about it... the visual was horrid. Probably worse than what it would have been like being there, atleast there I can turn away. Closing my eyes just makes it worse!
rymadness 0
agreed.
awesomenick100 0
calm ur shit. u didn't need to read this ml
JDiz83 0
grow up
ndvorsky 4
what visual you haven't seen the person
lilkamarciano 0
ok... why did you read it then. if u didn't notice fml website says to EXpRESS YOURSELF not ask someone if they're okay with you writing it first.....
ilulife 4
You guys can't handle anything, imagine if you were the ones who had to bleed for a week every single month. It ain't pretty
asinforasin 1
I agree with 396. You're not the one who has to see that shit for a week every month!
MasonAndrewLeach 1
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But us guys have to deal with it, which is 100x worse.
ireallylikecats 16
You are officially the dumbest person alive.
AbbotsfordVandal 14
Then get the **** off FML, no one here wants to hear your bitching about "visuals" you ******* pussy, grow a pair and scroll to the next one
omg_18 0
oh. my. god. couldn't he tell that it was too thick to be a thread?! oh jesus. how unfortunate.
krmc822 6
Some guys are just dumb like that
spamster 0
Haha that sucks. But I would think your BF would have realized it was too thick to be thread.