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Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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#1 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:25am by grog

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Just wanna say.. The picture is inaccurate. The OP is a woman, lol...

#239 - On 02/12/2010 at 4:19pm by Person1233

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What are you insane?! Only preteen, overdeveloped, asian chicks at anime conventions can get away with stunts like that!!

#246 - On 02/13/2010 at 12:58am by Reyo

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well actually, this pic could be showing a really really ugly girl

#252 - On 02/13/2010 at 11:18am by ihateuall

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I agree with #239 on this one. Unless the OP looks as unattractive as the illustrator intended her to be in this picture, the illustration is a bit off.

#263 - On 02/14/2010 at 12:56pm by xxreikoxx

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Amazing...

#270 - On 02/16/2010 at 9:50pm by starpling

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my brother got kicked out of disney land for doing that

#272 - On 02/17/2010 at 11:06pm by NotFML_FYL

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soooo true!!! lol

#288 - On 03/06/2010 at 10:42pm by DirtyEmoChick

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This isn't accurate. The person is a women.....................

#291 - On 03/20/2010 at 1:47am by peanutbutterrox

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I beg to differ!!! I'm a 24 year old guy and I get away with it perfectly fine at anime convensions :D

#298 - On 04/23/2010 at 2:40pm by Byere

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#298 I love you :D *is an animetard* only at one I went to, it cracked down the rules and had a no sign rule... I went to one on my birthday and had a paper taped to my back saying it's my birthday. walked upstairs and was immediately told to remove it.... made me sad... bur most aren't like that luckily. that con moved it's location too :)

#304 - On 05/21/2010 at 1:17am by Sakine

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ya so did my brother

#307 - On 06/07/2010 at 2:21pm by sillypants2016

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Well that IS really creepy.

#2 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:27am by Endymion

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OK. Did u actually get arrested doing this act or did u just find out a person CAN get arrested? Can't vote until that's cleared up.

#34 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:22am by jacksally88

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I did free hug a bunch of time, never gotten into trouble

#36 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:35am by ffmmllyaya

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There's shirts that say that.. I highly doubt it's illegal unless you were harrassing people or some shit, you probably deserve it

#51 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:54am by infiniti_G

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sex offender

#67 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:27am by kayladance101

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usually when someone says that they've found out, it means that they got arrested or they got some punishment for it

#84 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:40am by hotscar

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I WISH you would have been arrested.

#89 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:04am by fmlpostthing

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YDI for offering to feel up on people for free. Who really stands around with a "free hugs" sign? You'd have to have NO LIFE to do some lame ass shit like that. Slap yourself.

#123 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:14pm by TheRipper

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lmao

#125 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:23pm by is300k

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heard of this before. you basically just got busted for what some bored cops is going to file as prostitution.

#145 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:52pm by kyaquatel

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maybe if u were hot u could charge for them?

#147 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:19pm by Futurefrog

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FML sucks now. atleast someone made a funny comment other than the losers that start convorsations on fml comments. and FML has turned into some completely retarded bullshit.

#166 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:46pm by thebawss

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This is hilarious!!! Lmfao! :•D It's goin on my favorites!

#170 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:32pm by Rock_squared

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nice!

#181 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:12pm by crazyb56

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prostitution perhaps? lul

#186 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:40pm by toxic10uhc

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dumb ass

#188 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:06pm by Craw25

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no duh hippie now hang yourself burn the rainforests pollute the air screw wildlife all hippies must die

#190 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:09pm by PattisonDaStud

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lol you don't know about the "free hugs" campain? that's like saying that people in charity orginization waste there time

#205 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:32pm by RKftw

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that is soo true. because you're doing it right now

#206 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:33pm by RKftw

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damn yeah. I hate people who make those. are you that lonely?

#211 - On 02/04/2010 at 11:08pm by maxwayt

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wow don't be such a jerk about your opinion.

#218 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:21pm by ElleFML

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haven't you seen the Sick Puppies music video? look up Sick Puppies All the Same. it's a touching video involving a free hug sign. don't go assuming

#305 - On 05/21/2010 at 1:19am by Sakine

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aww no free hugs?

#3 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:27am by Caz_the_Spaz

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You've obviously never heard of the "Free Hug Tax".

#4 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:28am by Lithium98

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There's no "Free Hug Tax." I work on people's taxes, so cram your made-up tax up your butt until you vomit it again.

#77 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:06am by xxreikoxx

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Teeheehee

#82 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:28am by Thebluez

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wouldn't be surprised if the govt started taxing hugs.

#85 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:44am by noPENGSinALASKA

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Trust me the government will start taxing hugs, then tax you for the air you breath, and then tax you much of your money for children that are not even yours

#95 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:40am by uknorob

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I'd give them one handshake for every 2 hugs.

#96 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:40am by silvermoonstar3

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lol

#102 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:57am by galveston

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#77 and #95 are the dumbest people on the planet.

#127 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:29pm by TwoZeroOZ

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#127 is my hero for relieving me of my duty to post that.

#160 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:04pm by Freeze

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Your picture's like the upside-down of mine. I'm Yang and you're Yin.

#171 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:34pm by Rock_squared

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Or maybe Ying??? I can't believe how stupid people in the United States are.

#177 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:57pm by Sinisin2010

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#77 shut the he'll up it's suposed to be funny! asshole

#182 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:14pm by crazyb56

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You're even dumber - reading your comment was a big waste of my time. Go do something productive,...like getting a life.

#183 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:24pm by xxreikoxx

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apparently sarcasm is a foreign language to you isn't it.

#261 - On 02/13/2010 at 4:19pm by shining_star

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Yah, or maybe it was a typo you dumbass mother fucker. It was one letter off dipshit, which means it was probably a mistake. ignorant dumbass.

#300 - On 04/26/2010 at 12:30am by heartgrenade1

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whoa there, be careful about using those harsh words when you don't know what you're talking about... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang :)

#301 - On 04/30/2010 at 6:49pm by seriousmiss

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well that's lame. just wear a "Free Hugs" shirt. the cops can't do anything about it :D

#5 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:29am by winterharte

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I have one of those!

It's great cuz people who want a hug will just come up to you and put their arms open, and people who don't want one... won't! Perfect, non-creepy way of blessing strangers—and people retain their dignity.

#68 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:34am by BeeSkwaird

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lol wow these laws are just stupid now..it's the recession..govt has to find a way to make money

#6 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:30am by toeknee33

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Well, look on the plus.. You gunna meet a lot of lonely ppl in jail.. xD

#7 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:30am by Secret_Fire_King

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lol, people of your own kind, with sex offender status and also bitching about having their signs taken away

#126 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:26pm by is300k

#7 put a shirt on and stop holding up make believe gang signs, u look like a big bag-o-douche! FYL and kill urself!

#201 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:50pm by WesP

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So I guess a free BJ is totally out of question.

#8 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:30am by CallMeHush

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LOL awesome comment XD hahahaha 10/10 for that one bro XD

#40 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:50am by dota_pwnage

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yeah? what about the dog in the picture? he's lovesick.

#109 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:45am by damienwatkins

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awww look at that, you made me blush a little #88.

#115 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:04pm by CallMeHush

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#88, can I accept the offer on Hush's behalf?Please!

#124 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:18pm by TheRipper

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Hey back off Ripper, I just got the zipper on my pedobear suit up. If you only knew how hard it is to get one of these things on...

#133 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:59pm by CallMeHush

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I love whores. 

#168 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:03pm by DonkeyDelight

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lol whore. :D

#184 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:28pm by kuukuukachuu

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awww only one? how much are seconds? is there a members discount? how about a seniors discount? lol that'd be creepy. I'd like the senior special please,... hahahaha jk I'm not like 80 :)

#187 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:44pm by Puls3ofth3maggot

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... wtf is wrong with u?

#210 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:16pm by masterrbASIAN

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LMFAO. pwnage

#219 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:24pm by ElleFML

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OWNED #210

#222 - On 02/09/2010 at 6:44pm by idrownfish

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#260 - On 02/13/2010 at 4:13pm by Freeze

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why the hell would you make a sign like thattt. soooo creepyy! you should just wear a shirt saying it

#9 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:31am by khloe_sophia

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If you think a sign is creepy, why wouldn't you think a shirt is? At least with the sign, it goes between your bodies when you're hugging.

#69 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:38am by BeeSkwaird

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it is less creepy when a group of people are giving out free hugs. if it is just one lonely little person? the creepy meter skyrockets. plus, I have never seen a group of people get arrested for giving out Free Hugs.

#114 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:39am by Monikabug

That's dumb

#10 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:31am by Mac10nikka

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hahaha theres 69 your life sucks votes! XD

#11 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:31am by TheCoolDude16

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I love those! eff the pigs!

#12 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:32am by ambrz

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No you can't. If you actually were arrested, you probably have a good case if you brought it to court, but I suspect this is fake.

#13 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:32am by tylermenezes

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Depending on where the OP was with said sign, it could've happened.

#16 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am by redbluegreen

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This is entirely possible. For example, this can't be done at Otakon in Baltimore, as it is considered soliciting sexual favors.

#149 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:27pm by Reutan

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lol, that is so true. But when I was there last year, I think I saw someone with a sign, and nobody did anything... :/ (epic bag pipes~!)

#212 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:37pm by xxXChiiXxx

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That would not hold in court. There is a legal definition to sexual, and it's very specific that a hug can't be considered sexual. They can make a law saying free hugs are considered sexual solicitation, but if you went to court for this and gave them the definition of sexual, the judge would be forced to clear you of all charges. Ha.

I should know, I'm a lawyer.

#273 - On 02/18/2010 at 1:07am by DeservedIt

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True, it won't hold in court but it's still the rules of the convention...that's just the way things are. You pay for them to have the convention and you abide by their rules. If you don't like them, don't come. :P

#284 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:21pm by TachycardicIVU

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YDI for living in USA with stupid laws:D

#14 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:33am by admad

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hey hey. don't bring that into this man. USA isn't that bad. have you ever lived here to say something like that ? : )

#33 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:20am by louie111887

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I can't say I have, but even you must admit that USA has some pretty durn ridiculous laws, no... then again do do all countries, such as 250$ fine in Canada for walking across the wrong part of the street...

#41 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:52am by dota_pwnage

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that's called jaywalking, and the fine is there because dipshits get killed all the time. I think something like 20-25 people got hit by cars and killed/seriously injured in January alone for crossing at the wrong parts of the street in Toronto.

#55 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:10am by Vitamin_C

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Maybe you need common sense instead of laws.
"Hurr durr, car coming? Better not cross"

"Hmm, no car coming better cross before one does" *Fined* and for what? For crossing in the wrong part of a street where no car is coming? Get fucking real. The law should only apply to people incapable of rational though.

#59 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:37am by Ascaryrobot

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I've lived in the US and I agree o_o

#128 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:33pm by lolsan

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#59, OBVIOUSLY the law is there to discourage people to cross at the wrong place at all. Don't be ignorant, it's ALWAYS risky. Sometimes it's difficult to see a car coming from certain angles. Accidents happen. We shouldn't get rid of this law so people with "common sense" can be spared. Seriously, it's just downright LAZY people that are subjected to this law. It is NOT that hard to walk down a street or two to find a safe crosswalk. And don't bother arguing that some people don't have the time, might bus their bus, etc. because walking down a street is definitely worth not being hit by a car IMO.

#230 - On 02/12/2010 at 8:42am by Daellya

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Well if you were relatively smart and checked both ways and weren't on a corner/T-junction etc just an empty street then you're safe. Nothing will change my mind. I've never been hit by a car. Why? Luck? Hell no, it's because I'm smart and I know how to play it safe. I don't need some bullshit law in place so cops can harrass me, I know when to cross and when not to cross. And don't bother with "oh if you got hit by a car you'd be more mindful". The only time I'll be hit by a car is when I'm forced onto the road by anything other than my own will.

#231 - On 02/12/2010 at 9:17am by Ascaryrobot

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Ok stop for one minute and think of it this way. I'm coming into this as a neutral party. I jay walk, I admit it. It would be easier if people had the common sense on if you're going to jay walk, do it in a situation where you're not going to be hit. But that's just naïve to think that everyone will. people can be distracted, or they might not notice something or any number of reasons. And it's easier to make a law as a whole. I mean, can you imagine the law being "You can't jay walk.* $250 fine." *This is excluded if the street is empty, the person ran really fast so they wouldn't be hit, the person checked both ways first, it wasn't on a corner or intersection, etc" It's a general rule to save lives. Saying you shouldn't have a law cause people should have common sense to do it properly. That's like saying speeding shouldn't be illegal because people should have the common sense to only speed when nothing wrong will happen, or drink driving. The road is a dangerous place. Accidents happen. You jay walk across an empty street, you trip, sprain your ankle, someone comes speeding along, picking up the cd they dropped on the passenger floor, they don't see you, you can't get up in time to get out of the way cause of your ankle, you get hit and die. Come on, it's ignorant to think that a series of events like that wouldn't happen, they can and they do. The laws there to discourage people from doing it, so stuff like that doesn't happen. Jay walking doesn't ALWAYS end in disaster, but neither does speeding and drink driving. More often than not, in all 3 cases, nothing happens. At all. But it's the risk of it happening, and the times that it does happen that makes the law worth having.

#262 - On 02/13/2010 at 7:58pm by marrajane

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That's a very convoluted series of events. If a few people get hit, accidents happen, we can't live in a danger free society, true there's a risk but every time you open the front door you take a risk. You need to know that. I'm just glad my country isn't a total police state yet. When it is I think I'll just have to take my own life, I can't live in a place like America and England is emulating it more and more all the time. So I'm gonna cross when I want to while I still can. I'm more pissed off that the Law has decided to tell me more and more what I can and can't do. Telling me I can only cross the street in certain places is only the beginning.

#265 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:30pm by Ascaryrobot

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think the law may have something to do with protecting motorists as well. If someone crosses the street where it is not safe to (or cuts out between parked cars, YES THATS DIRECTED TO YOU, YOU DAMN IGNORANT BIKERS IN TORONTO, YOU'RE EITHER A PEDESTRIAN OR A VEHICLE! NOT BOTH! AND I DON'T CARE IF YOUR "HELPING THE ENVIRONMENT" GOOD FOR YOU NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!), anyways, they could technically sue if they are hit by a car. This way, they are breaking the law, they are not allowed to cross except at cross walks, and if they suddenly DO step out without looking it is thier fault, and the innnocent (or not so innocent) driver is not to blame (they could be to blame otherwise).

#279 - On 02/18/2010 at 11:36pm by damnrosi

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I like people who drive between lanes in cars. I like to open my door. ^_^

#281 - On 02/20/2010 at 12:14pm by Ascaryrobot

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poor guy.. there's free hugs in jail tho :)

#15 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:36am by KayBizz

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Op is a girl.

#29 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:06am by bloodhoundbambam

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yeah, it's called butt rape

#45 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:06am by drewbell

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omg Jordan E is that you?! Cause when i saw you in walmart today you said u were making a sign saying free hugs.. ?

#17 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:43am by brzajm

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lol wowwww

#18 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:46am by anorexicbarbie

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OH MY GOD IT MUST BE CUZ WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF SOMEONE DOING THAT, AND THEN YOU SEEING IT ON FML? LIKE NONE I WOULD THINK. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT THE OP'S NAME IS LIZ, THATS DEFINITELY SOMETHING JORDAN E WOULD DO, THAT CRAZY GUY.

#130 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:35pm by TwoZeroOZ

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2 zero I like you.. Slight over kill but you got the job done

#134 - On 02/03/2010 at 2:02pm by Veritas143

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you should be punched right in your dick lips, I fucking hate when people do that stupid shit. 

#19 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:47am by sfimaggot4life

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You, sir, are a douche. Free hugs is a really kind thing to do ^^

#23 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:53am by MoonTiger

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I dont think its so much a kind act but rather a desperate cry for attention.

#24 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:56am by SOMAgirl

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Someone here needs a hug.

#37 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:48am by CableFrog

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isn't this in a music video?

#66 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:22am by drumsetmaniac77

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yep, 'all the same' by sick puppies. good song, cute video :)

#80 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:12am by ipooprainbows

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More like that's what gangbangers love to repeat, huh?

#137 - On 02/03/2010 at 2:24pm by Moemoemoe

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omg Jordan th is you hahaha lol........

#21 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:51am by Mac10nikka

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I did the same thing. but didn't get arrested for it. I did get a lot of weird looks for holding one tho. 

#22 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:52am by yessica

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Why would u want to stand out holding this sign????

#35 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:24am by jacksally88

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b/c there's a national free hug day. and it's just supposed to cheer people up if they're havin a bad day by simply giving them a hug. I did it with my school so I didn't look like a total idiot holding a free hug sign. 

#39 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:48am by yessica

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In order to give people hugs, of course! Hugs are good. ^_^

#50 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:51am by tkarin

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I would say what? what law are you breaking? I would say what about my freedom of speech...I would sue sue the city for violating my rights...hell I'd be on Larry king live talking about the cop. he would be very very sorry he ever arrested me. I would say why don't you arrest the homeless for holding up there signs? huh?

#26 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:02am by davidle1

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I mentioned it further up, but I felt it needed saying again. In some states, the free hugs stuff is considered soliciting sexual favors, which does, in a strange way, make sense. And that's unsurprisingly illegal.

#163 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:17pm by Reutan

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You can also get felt up and violated, toots.

#27 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:03am by Nakedsquirrel

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lmao that's funny that u would up a free hugs sign. What happened to kidding booths lol free hugs....aaahhh piffy

#28 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:04am by lilbyrd43

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damn fuckin iPhone messed up my comment...oh well..fuck it

#38 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:48am by lilbyrd43

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hehehe mine does that all the time too XD but it is still a pretty dam good device no???

#42 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:56am by dota_pwnage

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u can turn off auto correct in general settings

#63 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:10am by Epic_Phale615

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Enjoy your police state.

#30 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:11am by alfigel

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What did the free hugs sign have that you wanted? It's wrong to steal.

#31 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:13am by Gvil_Eenius

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^Win

#97 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:43am by silvermoonstar3

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^^ Best comment on this post.

#131 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:43pm by TheLetterZero

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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#136 - On 02/03/2010 at 2:18pm by Back_In_Action

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good now get a fucking life

#32 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:17am by killurbeer

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lmao! you creeper you!

#43 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:56am by sugarbabyxoxo

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#44 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:02am by Asstazztic

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youre retarded!!!!!!!! LOL

#199 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:23am by ipooprainbows

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no... no you're not

#238 - On 02/12/2010 at 1:34pm by spetchi

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On what charge, exactly? It's hardly likely to cause a breach of the peace. See if you can appeal.

#46 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:11am by tkarin

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What is a free hugs sign?

#47 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:35am by Phallus

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it's a sign that says " free hugs" , I can't see how that'd be too hard for you to comprehend

#48 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:46am by wa2_ev

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It wasn't the sign. The cops just hate you.

#53 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:00am by Danzergirl1

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That's weird... Some kid was holding up a "Free Hugs" sign on campus Friday...

#54 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:09am by hot_mess88

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Actually, it's not weird. There are groups that do it all around the world. They usually do it in cities and on campuses, where the target audience is adults.

#98 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:45am by silvermoonstar3

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It's kind of sad that people will go to strangers for hugs to make them feel better.. sweet gesture I guess, but still sad that it needs to happen

#56 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:14am by Vitamin_C

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lemme guess, charges for solicitation?

#57 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:21am by CC972

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Maybe the Op is wanted as a habitual Hug violator ? http://www.freehugscampaign.org/

#58 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:33am by mps1969

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Next time you do it, hold up a deluxe hugs sign for 2.99!

#60 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:39am by itouchguy360

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I don't see how it's illegal. It's the opposite of prostitution. It's free. xD

#61 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:01am by BritneyBiohazard

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i agree with a lot of you, it's not really illegal, it kinda just depends where you are holding it (park, school, etc.) i've done a free kissing booth b4 at the park tho, i never got even a bad look from a cop xD. FYL for being ugly :P

#62 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:08am by Epic_Phale615

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lol that's stupid D: hehe conventions are filled with free hugs . never do it again x]

#64 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:18am by loltoyoutoo

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We have free hug days on my campus all the time and have no trouble. Its not illegal, just make sure you're not a middle aged man holding a free hugs sign at an elementary school or something!

#65 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:22am by vanaathiel

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lmao how?

#70 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:38am by eli20

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Sadly, it's true. It's called (or the authorities will) soliciting. If you said "Can I have a hug?", that's fine, but "free hugs" implies a price.

#71 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:40am by Shay_Blair

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It means the exact opposite.
Anyway, what was the charge?

#73 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:53am by drimpossible

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#73: You don't understand. #71 was not saying it's good, he/she was explaining it to you.

It doesn't matter what you or they think. It's a matter of law, whether it makes sense or not, it's legally considered soliciting, and as such it's a form of prostitution.

#138 - On 02/03/2010 at 2:27pm by Moemoemoe

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A law needs to hold up in court. If you demonstrate the law is flawed somehow, then you win your case.

What if somebody made a law saying "Breathing is soliciting". You think a judge would sentence you for breathing then? If such a law existed, the judge would rule in the favor of the defendant and challenge the law.

#274 - On 02/18/2010 at 1:15am by DeservedIt

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I'll take a free hug!

#72 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:50am by DynamicDave

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I did that all the time. you just can't do it in front of a elementary school you perve

#74 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:53am by cadillackitty

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I love those free hugs people :(

#75 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:02am by Diannaa

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Ydi hippie! lol

#76 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:06am by Danielt104

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You live in America, didn't you know affection is illegal in your country you moron. Should have got a gun and a sign that says "will shoot you for free".

#78 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:10am by Carbonchild

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free hugs is a world-wide phenomenon that began in sydney australia - just giving free hugs to people and making their day feel a little bit better. i encourage people to search it on youtube and google.

#79 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:11am by whittlewhizz

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Free hugs are awesome! A friend told me about the free hugs campaign and showed me the video that went with it - now she runs up and down the street in every St. Patrick's parade we have, carrying the sign. Three cops gave her a hug out of the hundreds of people she got a free hug from.

Hm. I guess Georgia's just pretty anal about public cheer...those cops need to review the Constitution. Last I checked, no state has a law against hugging people. Keep on hugging! =D

#81 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:16am by xxreikoxx

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The local Whores' Guild had you arrested for product dumping.

Or maybe an undercover cop heard you hawk your paid services while receiving said "free" hug. It's like those "free" vacations where you have to attend a boring timeshare speech. Nothing is free.

#83 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:33am by perdix

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I'm actually wearing a free hug shirt right now, and one day a cop even gave me a hug. I don't know what's wrong with your cops

#86 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:56am by xandervincent

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hahah funny shit

#87 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:01am by kaycay0211

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lol I once got told by a crazed woman that free hugs are prostitution, at a Christian convention xD

#90 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:11am by loleepops

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Legally, they are. You might find it funny or crazy (and I'm not saying it isn't), but it's legally considered a form of soliciting and akin to prostitution.

Most people let it slip, but every once in a while, someone gets arrested for it. Either because they were being annoying or the cop suspected there might be something more to it, or the cop was just in an angry day and decided to apply the law all the way instead of closing their eyes.

Incidentally, you are the crazed one if you need to insult some random woman because you disagree with what she was saying. The no free hugs thing may suck, it's still the law and what she said was accurate...

#139 - On 02/03/2010 at 2:30pm by Moemoemoe

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Only in america..

#91 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:15am by Morphs

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for ref:

http://www.freehugscampaign.org

#92 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:20am by BrotherTheo

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I no how U feel I did that too with a bunch of my friends and some old lady called the cops and we ditch and ran threw back roads and we seen the cops but they didn't find us lol

#93 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:24am by rebelgurll89

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That's funny, I'm walking around with my "Free Hugs" thong wearing nothing else but flip-flops. The cops are laughing at me and giving me the thumbs-up!

I guess Texas > Georgia.

#94 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:39am by perdix

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Consider yourself lucky. I broke the nose of one of you idiots when he came running at me flinging a sign around so a fine is still better.

#99 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:46am by keoct

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I'm wearing a shirt that says "free hugs" on it right now lol. and I have a shirt that says free hugs in Spanish too :P

#100 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:52am by tazer11

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I call fake. That falls under the first amendment.

#101 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:53am by txgrlnxtdr

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No it doesn't, wtf.

Legally, it's soliciting and considered more or less a form of prostitution. Even though it's free, but the whole offering services in the street using your body and all... *shrugs*

Sure, that law sucks, but still, it's the law. :(

#140 - On 02/03/2010 at 2:33pm by Moemoemoe

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It's true. "Free" implies a price, even if it's a lack of one.

#150 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:50pm by Shay_Blair

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#103 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:06am by WHODATNATION

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sue the fuckk outta the shittholes that arrested you!!!! that sign was protected by your first amendment! its against the law and is considered unconstitutional in order for them to arrest you. if youre gunna go out and try to change the world know your rights so that if something like this happens you can argue backk!

#104 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:07am by jerylann

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If I were to guess, we're seeing a "tweaked" story, if it's true at all. Most likely, it wasn't the "free hugs" but carrying any sign without a permit. There are places that's required for any public demonstration.

#105 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:14am by scotts13

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really I didn't know

#106 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:29am by bulll_crap

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Me and my friends went to the mall, and made some "free hugs" signs. Everyone loved it! Except the security guard. He said we were "Soliciting", which is BULLSHIT because soliciting involves money.

#107 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:29am by apfunction

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No, not necessarily. Handing out coupons or fliers is still soliciting, for example.

#255 - On 02/13/2010 at 12:37pm by rightsaidred

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yeah. but still...getting in trouble for offering free hugs is just dumb.

#287 - On 03/02/2010 at 9:27am by apfunction

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I find this kinda bogis. Did u not watch the youtube video for free hugs? U either didn't or are just moronic that you were arrested lmfao

#108 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:41am by CheshireWolf

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yeah u need a free hugs perment.Kisses are ilegal Lol 

#110 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:58am by HausofMariah

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Were you arrested for being lame and unoriginal?

#111 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:58am by Mumblstiltskin

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sorry, your comment is what?

#118 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:31pm by repyourcliche

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^^ Win.

#268 - On 02/16/2010 at 12:37am by Lia_Mackenzie

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creepy old guys should never offer free hugs! YDI :D

#112 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:11am by pinkandblaqk15

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But they're not a creepy old guy :D they're a woman :D

#276 - On 02/18/2010 at 3:47pm by chinCHILLaOUT

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That's called harassment. YDI, knucklehead.

#113 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:16am by blastvortex

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Actually this is a real thing I know at a convention in Baltimore people used to have the signs all the time and are now banned because they're considered a form of solicitation and therefor are illegal, if you have a shirt that says it then it's just "a funny shirt" and they can't do anything about it.

#116 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:10pm by bazuso

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especially when ur 40 and u were at chuck e chesse

#117 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:13pm by pinkandblaqk15

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When I was at Anime North last year, walking down the street you'd see about 100 people with free hug signs. It was awesome!

#119 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:36pm by SlayerBaby

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So was I! You can get in trouble for having a sign saying "free hugs." Strangely enough, we were allowed to have signs that said "Can I have a hug?" But no, "free" implies price, which is soliciting.

In case you're wondering, I was one of those people with the hug signs! ^^ But because someone we met there got in trouble for a free hug sign, we stuck with can I have a hug signs.

#151 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:54pm by Shay_Blair

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Do you live in NY? Cuz everyone in NY does that

#120 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:39pm by Khurlyyy

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police wants some hugs too =))

#121 - On 02/03/2010 at 12:41pm by krivedko

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Atleast its not Free Glomp *shudders cosplayers molesting you*

#122 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:12pm by Sekococo

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Well, you'd be loitering (unless you did this in your front yard??) so ya, you'd be arrested. So YDI.

Also, they probably arrested you for being totally unoriginal. So again, YDI. Stop copying people.

#129 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:35pm by deerlalala

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HUGGING COUNTS AS SEX IN AMERICA DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

#132 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:51pm by lifeisaplay

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really? then im more of a player than i thought i was

#223 - On 02/09/2010 at 9:32pm by spellbud

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http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/6489895

It's meant to be.

#135 - On 02/03/2010 at 2:16pm by Back_In_Action

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Were you at an anime con or something? You poor, poor girl...

#141 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:01pm by angrygood

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OP - I hope they just told you that you COULD get arrested and gave you a chance to remove the sign and leave. If you were just standing there in a public place (not like on a playground like other people pointed out), it shouldn't have been a problem. In fact, the only problem I can think of would be loitering and in that case they just ask people to leave first. Did a manager of a store (or wherever you were) tell you to leave and you ignored them first? That might work against you.

To the people who told OP they were creepy: all you have to do is NOT REQUEST A HUG. It's not creepy, it's not weird. You have an option and no one is assaulting you. Sorry, but you guys seem like the type that would complain about band boosters standing outside stores collecting money for their trip to Disneyland. What's the matter with you?

#142 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:11pm by TryToBeKind

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They don't have internet in jail, so how would you post this?

#143 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:22pm by deadheroz

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what charge? it's free speech, no money exchange. I wanna know

#144 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:35pm by snafu57

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Why the fuck would you hold up a free hugs sign to begin with? retard.

#146 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:07pm by Tabbykat9698

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damn, that's messed up baha

#148 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:24pm by triplep3

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

You people are so freakin annoying at anime/comic/scifi/general nerd convention. Attention whores who don't get enough attention because they're either A) fat B) ugly C) annoying as HELL.
They've ruined the message that the original free hugs guy wanted with their attention whore ways.
You've also ruined conventions.
Stop doing it, it doesn't make you seem friendly, it makes you seem desperate.

#152 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:03pm by FOAD

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

You people are so freakin annoying at anime/comic/scifi/general nerd convention. Attention whores who don't get enough attention because they're either A) fat B) ugly C) annoying as HELL.
They've ruined the message that the original free hugs guy wanted with their attention whore ways.
You've also ruined conventions.
Stop doing it, it doesn't make you seem friendly, it makes you seem desperate and creepy.

#153 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:08pm by FOAD

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Your opinion. But being an anime/comic/scifi/general nerd is actually fun. Im an otaku, and I bet I have waaaaaaaayyyy more of a life than you. :)

#159 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:04pm by I_Like_Kittys

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what's op? but anyways
w
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creeper?

#154 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:14pm by xxsmilee4xx

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awww tender

#155 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:28pm by Vegangirl

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good.

#156 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:45pm by itsametaphorfool

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For fuck's sake, people! The Free Hug is strictly OPTIONAL If you dont wanna hug the person that is fine but some of us think that hugging random strangers is a fun thing to do ;) That's how I met my boyfriend :P

#157 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:57pm by I_Like_Kittys

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

#158 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:01pm by prezdead

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hmm whole thing didn't show. maybe before y'all act like abunch of douche bags you should watch that and think about how maybe just a hug could really make someones day alot better.

#162 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:15pm by prezdead

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did u not see the video on YouTube about free hugs? it CLEARLY stated holding up a free hugs sign is now illegal

#161 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:12pm by muddle

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I typically see a lot of these at anime conventions. Usually the ones holding up signs like these are geeky creeper guys looking to cop a feel and fat, heinous, pimply-faced girls with glasses.

Obviously you are NOT hot.

#164 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:27pm by jonny2x4

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same thing happened to me dude

#167 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:00pm by HeyMaxxy

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I got kicked out of a mall for doing that.

#169 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:27pm by BrightDarkColors

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FAAAAAAG!

#172 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:44pm by pizzazombie

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ok. this is reallyyyyy familiar. FAKE!!!!!!!!!

#173 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:45pm by foxytrot

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YDI for holding a sign

#174 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:07pm by alex13013

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omg are yu serious?!?!?! cuz I do that all tha time!!!

#175 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:37pm by lilgurl

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Except it's free
So it's not really offering sexual favours for money, you know, like your mother when the rent's due.
It's offering sexual favours for free.
"free hugs" implies a price. No, no it does not.

#176 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:38pm by Ascaryrobot

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It implies a (one-way) trade. Like the super-tame version of "Free sex." I don't agree with the law, but it in a way makes sense.

#312 - On 06/22/2010 at 12:07am by CyclonePsycho

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hey girl! you have to charge for those

#178 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:58pm by likeomgwhat

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Let's think about this rationally people, maybe the OP is so disgusting looking that when she tried to squeeze into a small skirt and a shirt she was kind of blobbing all over. The cops had to arrest her for something so they used the "no free hugs" way out. It's not really an FML for the OP but for everyone that had to look at her for the time.

#179 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:01pm by Sinisin2010

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what if i write that on a shirt?

#180 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:08pm by eatmexcupcakes

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FUCK I WAS GUNNA DO THAT

#189 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:07pm by brandon144

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what law is that breaking?

#191 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:25pm by daneeyoll

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no you can't you should sue that officer

#192 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:30pm by rubixgod

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next time you do it shave your porn stash and DONT hold the sign in front of a middle school

#193 - On 02/03/2010 at 11:56pm by ut_fan1

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creeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#194 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:22am by newmanlyman3

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haha i had friend who used to do that. hed spend the day in boston giving out free hugs holding "free hugs" signs. it was awesome.

#195 - On 02/04/2010 at 1:02am by skankihobag

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well yeah! that's like a pedofile's dream job! hahaha

#196 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:20am by ooohlife

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You were likely trespassing or loitering and were arrested for that, but you'll want to claim it was for the sign. Am I right? YDI.

#197 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:26am by youEQUALtosser

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Never trust a hippie!! one less hippie on the street. YDI!!!!!!!!!
!!!

#198 - On 02/04/2010 at 4:27am by dloc1

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Wow... life really does suck. :(

#202 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:34pm by Personsen

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I really hate Free Hugs people, so this is a YDI for me.

#203 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:16pm by Alternate

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they mite have thought u were a prostitute

#204 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:37pm by JordanBitesYoo

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#207 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:46pm by ayjayyuk

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that makes u sound gay

#208 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:27pm by leo090

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Why the shiz were you holding up a "free hugs" sign in the first place? YDI.

#209 - On 02/04/2010 at 10:08pm by youmakemesmile14

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I can't believe none of you have heard of the Free Hugs Campaign. People do it everywhere. It's meant to spread love and friendship in the US... or pretty much wherever as well, but specifically here in the US where people are afraid to even talk to strangers. Look it up on Youtube and stop being so quick to judge.

#213 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:44pm by yuck101

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jk... it started in australia. but the message is the same XD haha

#214 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:50pm by yuck101

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serves u right, damn hippie

#215 - On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm by Anarith

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YTDI for being a peacenik fag. Love and understanding never toppled dictators or stopped genocide.

#216 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:05pm by RMC000

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But when Martin Luther King Jr. Preached peace and love he earned blacks all the rights of whites. The opposite of peace and understanding is hatred and intolerance and misuderstanding, and that is what causes those dictatorships and genocides. STFU and GTFO.

#277 - On 02/18/2010 at 4:01pm by chinCHILLaOUT

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Seriously? Ugh I've always wanted to run into someone doing that. ;D

#217 - On 02/07/2010 at 2:08am by oNikkio

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Yeah, you can get arrested for holding a "Free hugs" sign. I have heard of it happening in some European countries so I suppose it can happen at other places. The problem with the "Free hugs" is pickpocketing. You are giving the person much easier access to your wallet or whatever he can steal. And since there can't be a cop or someone to observe what the freehugger is doing all the time it is easier to just not allow it at all.

#220 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:13pm by lordbulb

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if you live in america that violates your freedom of speech and right to assembly, i hope you are smart enough to sue

#221 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:52pm by MissTierious91

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Not all speech is protected. Solicitation, harassment, death threats, inciting a riot, etc... there are lots of legal restrictions on speech.

#256 - On 02/13/2010 at 12:45pm by rightsaidred

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wow, that blows. I would have hugged you :)

#224 - On 02/09/2010 at 10:09pm by disturbed_kitten

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IN NEW ORLEANS, IF I HAD A FREE HUGS SIGN, I'D JUST GET SHOT
CUZ IT'S FUCKING GAY AS THE SHIT

#225 - On 02/11/2010 at 2:55am by clahdupe

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It's about time they got another good comic person on here. The last one I can remember was the C&H one, and even that one was fairly lame (not because of the artist, but because this whole idea is just stupid).

#226 - On 02/12/2010 at 4:39am by alex_vik

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This makes me laugh, because my husband has a pin that he keeps on his messenger bag (he uses it to carry his work clothes in, so he doesn't have to ride the bus in hos uniform) and it says in giant red letters FREE HUGS.
He got it when we went to Anime North last year.

#227 - On 02/12/2010 at 4:46am by GoddessDigi

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lol I love the guy's big creeper smile in the first frame.

#228 - On 02/12/2010 at 6:12am by hanfan79

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In some places it's considered soliciting.

#229 - On 02/12/2010 at 6:44am by brinky09

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Too bad the OP was a woman, cartoonist.

#232 - On 02/12/2010 at 9:18am by Melpomene

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Its okay ill give you a free hug as long as your hot

#233 - On 02/12/2010 at 9:42am by jnrockstar10

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agreed

#235 - On 02/12/2010 at 11:47am by slushpuppy123

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You can only hold a "Free Hugs" sign at 70's Summer in Vegas

#234 - On 02/12/2010 at 10:03am by daday268

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Dear Oatmeal,

We love you.

Sincerely,
FML

#236 - On 02/12/2010 at 12:30pm by Shadic

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u cant do it in a rape-mobile outside a school either

#237 - On 02/12/2010 at 1:27pm by mbackus123

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Illustration fail. The OP is a woman.

#240 - On 02/12/2010 at 5:08pm by RuralNinja

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it's a balding woman, ya dummy!

#241 - On 02/12/2010 at 5:18pm by NGM_47

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That is one hot ass.

#242 - On 02/12/2010 at 6:01pm by drybamboo

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There was no way Hugs got a fair trial. Hugs is wrongfully incarcerated. FREE HUGS! FREE HUGS!

#243 - On 02/12/2010 at 7:43pm by sallybobally

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In the preview bar on the homepage, I thought purple-shirt's mouth was a giant mustache.

#244 - On 02/12/2010 at 10:48pm by BonJovi821

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Haha! So did I!

#271 - On 02/17/2010 at 10:48pm by Renisca

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free hugs??????wtf??????

#245 - On 02/12/2010 at 10:55pm by akatsuki12

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The only problem with the illustration is that the person who posted the FML in the first place was a female, it's still pretty funny though.

#247 - On 02/13/2010 at 1:04am by LOLYLIF

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I recognize this style of drawing!! This is from The Oatmeal!!! Sorry if this was already posted. I didn't go through all the comments.

#248 - On 02/13/2010 at 1:11am by Tigg3r

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Umm...has no-one noticed that the person holding up the free-hugs sign isn't wearing any pants? That may explain why he was arrested...

#249 - On 02/13/2010 at 2:19am by ambassoon

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^ Agreed.

Alot of people seem to have no sense. It's because he's not wearing any pants underneath the sign.

#250 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:41am by lwotton

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Wow .. It's mind blowing the amount of people who can't take a joke .. Just like someone recently said, the cop arrested him for not wearing pants. Now, I don't know about many of you, but I don't want an obese balding man hugging me with a chubby out in the open. Also, this is done by a man named Matthew Inman, The Oatmeal if you don't know that name. Now I don't personally know the man but I'll take a bet that no part of him is woman. You can do the rest to either confirm that or prove me wrong.

#251 - On 02/13/2010 at 10:43am by VayneValentine

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Really? It's only got his name on the picture.
So we all really need to be fucking told who drew it.

#253 - On 02/13/2010 at 11:57am by Ascaryrobot

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Seeing as though everyone kept saying it was a WOMAN who made this strip, then yeh I am fairly sure not everyone realized it ..

#254 - On 02/13/2010 at 12:35pm by VayneValentine

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A WOMAN posted the FML. A man illustrated it. Please get with the program.

#257 - On 02/13/2010 at 12:48pm by rightsaidred

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This isn't the only illustration that was put into the perspective of the artist. On top of that, it's much creepier when done by the guy. If the person was a dainty attractive woman then knowing the people on here you'd probably be getting complaints about how it's not funny because people would be too perverted. Also, the mustache does make him an epic police officer ;P

#264 - On 02/14/2010 at 1:55pm by VayneValentine

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By the same token, a sign that reads 'Free Sodomy' will get you the same results, though... Free is free, right?!

#258 - On 02/13/2010 at 1:42pm by Canklefish

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I love the police officer's mustache.

#259 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:50pm by Loveya448

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

Skip to 2:25. Free Hugs were banned by rent-a-cops until a petition was signed by enough people. Of course the guy wasn't arrested, but still.

Also, this cartoon is meant to be satirical....some of you are taking this quite far.

#266 - On 02/15/2010 at 11:36am by leetpants

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WOOOOOWWWW

#267 - On 02/15/2010 at 2:40pm by ayegee

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It's a JOKE. His name's Matthew Inman, and he does not actually go around with his pants off, as far as I know. If you would like to see more of his stuff, go to www.theoatmeal.com. That's where i found the link to this page. And BTW, everyone kinda ruined it for me with the comments. Are Americans immune to sarcasm?

#269 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:46pm by maplasia

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That sucks, I'd hug you OP :/

#275 - On 02/18/2010 at 1:56pm by sarcdude

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aw . . ide hug you too
im sure you were wearing pants
fuck that police dude
he probably needed a hug

#278 - On 02/18/2010 at 9:28pm by waffle_house13

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who the fuck puts up a free hugs sign?

#280 - On 02/19/2010 at 11:40pm by deathunleashed

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um... why would you do that anyways?

#282 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:26am by ShortOppies

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i do enjot the oatmeal.

#283 - On 02/23/2010 at 3:39pm by DaisyDOPE

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what if it's a "christian side hug"?? check out the old "tube" for a video if y'all don't know what I'm talking about ...

#285 - On 02/24/2010 at 12:31pm by y2kwuzajoke

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really cuz i had one on for connecticon(epic anime convention) and the majority of the trip there and didnt get in trouble at all

#286 - On 02/24/2010 at 10:01pm by xxJordanxx

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I love hugs.

#289 - On 03/18/2010 at 1:48pm by SuperMuffin

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It must have been this dude: http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-544.htm

#290 - On 03/18/2010 at 5:09pm by ScaryyMary

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To those saying it is soliciting, and counts as prostitution, I have sex with my gf for FREE, does that make her a prostitute?

#292 - On 03/22/2010 at 8:31pm by Indubitably

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I gave free hugs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mR-yc_Mfsg

#293 - On 03/24/2010 at 3:09pm by sluthugger

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why did they arrest u?
free hugs are great!

#294 - On 03/25/2010 at 5:34pm by Kozma

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to all the retards who canot understand the comic; can you not see the dude dont have pants on? Its funny coz he wants to hug ppl with no pants on.

#295 - On 03/31/2010 at 7:51am by ballinLikes

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yeah well, the fml is something wat really happened right?
and i don't think he went free hugging without pants

#296 - On 03/31/2010 at 7:54am by Kozma

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Actually. You can't get arrested for holding up a free hugs sign. If you are holding one while standing with your bottom half naked... or completely naked... then you'll be arrested.

#297 - On 04/04/2010 at 8:47pm by Jagster1

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MATTHEW INMAN? The Onion? Oh hell yus! I love his humour.

#299 - On 04/25/2010 at 9:13am by colourmeblue

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I mean... The Oatmeal. XD Silly me. I should stop writing at 3am.

#303 - On 05/09/2010 at 1:55am by colourmeblue

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ahahahahahaha cant stop laughing ahahahahahahahah

#302 - On 05/02/2010 at 1:41pm by 1bebelove1

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gotta love, in the state of Massachusetts its considered prostitution as well as pan handling. Any sign/shirt/sticker/tattoo/written tombs of huggery that are obviously used to attain or give something free or otherwise, will get you arrested... learned that at Anime Cons!

#306 - On 05/23/2010 at 8:43pm by XrisP

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LMFAO i love the drawing it actually made me laugh :D

#308 - On 06/17/2010 at 11:42pm by cyanide667

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He's NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN. THAT is why he got arrested, not for holding up the sign. Holy fuck you people are the biggest morons on the goddamn planet.

#309 - On 06/18/2010 at 1:48am by Wrathlon

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The comic is a joke, where you're supposed to wonder what all the looks are for, then when he gets arrested you see he has no pants on.

The OP is a woman. The comic is just a funny illustration.

Offering people free hugs really isn't very funny, and kind of a little flaky and silly. Some people will use it to get attention. Some people legitimately want to make others feel better. Doing it alone seems like an attention getter to me. Either that or the misguided idea of a teenager who thinks the problem with the world is a lack of compassion. They may be right, but free hugs will solve nothing. Use your time to make a real difference. Standing around offering free hugs will improve the situation about as much as standing around begging for change will improve the life of the beggar. Not a bad thing to do, but pretty pointless, given the alternatives.

#310 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:08am by MechaPumpkin

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I hate it when that happens!

#311 - On 06/21/2010 at 5:49pm by KimberWolff

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The thing is, the man doesn't have a pants and giving a free hug. The signboard will be dropped when he hugs you, guess what will happen.. lol

#313 - On 06/28/2010 at 11:32pm by eden_inay10

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Im not asian but Im 15 and every place i go to and do that i egt away with it. not only that i get a million hugs yay xD

#314 - On 07/29/2010 at 6:25am by metro_mello

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