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#1 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:25am by grog
(-1)Just wanna say.. The picture is inaccurate. The OP is a woman, lol...
(+3)What are you insane?! Only preteen, overdeveloped, asian chicks at anime conventions can get away with stunts like that!!
(0)well actually, this pic could be showing a really really ugly girl
(0)I agree with #239 on this one. Unless the OP looks as unattractive as the illustrator intended her to be in this picture, the illustration is a bit off.
#263 - On 02/14/2010 at 12:56pm by xxreikoxx
(0)Amazing...
#270 - On 02/16/2010 at 9:50pm by starpling
(+1)my brother got kicked out of disney land for doing that
(0)soooo true!!! lol
(-1)This isn't accurate. The person is a women.....................
(0)I beg to differ!!! I'm a 24 year old guy and I get away with it perfectly fine at anime convensions :D
(0)#298 I love you :D *is an animetard* only at one I went to, it cracked down the rules and had a no sign rule... I went to one on my birthday and had a paper taped to my back saying it's my birthday. walked upstairs and was immediately told to remove it.... made me sad... bur most aren't like that luckily. that con moved it's location too :)
(0)ya so did my brother
(-1)Well that IS really creepy.
(+2)OK. Did u actually get arrested doing this act or did u just find out a person CAN get arrested? Can't vote until that's cleared up.
(-1)I did free hug a bunch of time, never gotten into trouble
(0)There's shirts that say that.. I highly doubt it's illegal unless you were harrassing people or some shit, you probably deserve it
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sex offender
(+1)usually when someone says that they've found out, it means that they got arrested or they got some punishment for it
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I WISH you would have been arrested.
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YDI for offering to feel up on people for free. Who really stands around with a "free hugs" sign? You'd have to have NO LIFE to do some lame ass shit like that. Slap yourself.
(-1)lmao
(+1)heard of this before. you basically just got busted for what some bored cops is going to file as prostitution.
(-2)maybe if u were hot u could charge for them?
(-1)FML sucks now. atleast someone made a funny comment other than the losers that start convorsations on fml comments. and FML has turned into some completely retarded bullshit.
(0)This is hilarious!!! Lmfao! :•D It's goin on my favorites!
(0)nice!
(0)prostitution perhaps? lul
(0)dumb ass
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no duh hippie now hang yourself burn the rainforests pollute the air screw wildlife all hippies must die
(0)lol you don't know about the "free hugs" campain? that's like saying that people in charity orginization waste there time
(0)that is soo true. because you're doing it right now
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damn yeah. I hate people who make those. are you that lonely?
(+2)wow don't be such a jerk about your opinion.
(0)haven't you seen the Sick Puppies music video? look up Sick Puppies All the Same. it's a touching video involving a free hug sign. don't go assuming
(+3)aww no free hugs?
(+6)You've obviously never heard of the "Free Hug Tax".
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There's no "Free Hug Tax." I work on people's taxes, so cram your made-up tax up your butt until you vomit it again.
#77 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:06am by xxreikoxx
(0)Teeheehee
(+3)wouldn't be surprised if the govt started taxing hugs.
(0)Trust me the government will start taxing hugs, then tax you for the air you breath, and then tax you much of your money for children that are not even yours
(+1)I'd give them one handshake for every 2 hugs.
(+1)lol
(+2)#77 and #95 are the dumbest people on the planet.
(+2)#127 is my hero for relieving me of my duty to post that.
(0)Your picture's like the upside-down of mine. I'm Yang and you're Yin.
(-2)Or maybe Ying??? I can't believe how stupid people in the United States are.
(+1)#77 shut the he'll up it's suposed to be funny! asshole
(0)You're even dumber - reading your comment was a big waste of my time. Go do something productive,...like getting a life.
#183 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:24pm by xxreikoxx
(0)apparently sarcasm is a foreign language to you isn't it.
#261 - On 02/13/2010 at 4:19pm by shining_star
(0)Yah, or maybe it was a typo you dumbass mother fucker. It was one letter off dipshit, which means it was probably a mistake. ignorant dumbass.
(0)whoa there, be careful about using those harsh words when you don't know what you're talking about... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang :)
(+2)well that's lame. just wear a "Free Hugs" shirt. the cops can't do anything about it :D
(+3)I have one of those!
It's great cuz people who want a hug will just come up to you and put their arms open, and people who don't want one... won't! Perfect, non-creepy way of blessing strangers—and people retain their dignity.
(0)lol wow these laws are just stupid now..it's the recession..govt has to find a way to make money
(+2)Well, look on the plus.. You gunna meet a lot of lonely ppl in jail.. xD
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lol, people of your own kind, with sex offender status and also bitching about having their signs taken away
#7 put a shirt on and stop holding up make believe gang signs, u look like a big bag-o-douche! FYL and kill urself!
#201 - On 02/04/2010 at 12:50pm by WesP
(+4)So I guess a free BJ is totally out of question.
(-2)LOL awesome comment XD hahahaha 10/10 for that one bro XD
(0)yeah? what about the dog in the picture? he's lovesick.
(+1)awww look at that, you made me blush a little #88.
(0)#88, can I accept the offer on Hush's behalf?Please!
(0)Hey back off Ripper, I just got the zipper on my pedobear suit up. If you only knew how hard it is to get one of these things on...
(0)I love whores.
(0)lol whore. :D
(0)awww only one? how much are seconds? is there a members discount? how about a seniors discount? lol that'd be creepy. I'd like the senior special please,... hahahaha jk I'm not like 80 :)
(0)... wtf is wrong with u?
(0)LMFAO. pwnage
(0)OWNED #210
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(-2)why the hell would you make a sign like thattt. soooo creepyy! you should just wear a shirt saying it
(+1)If you think a sign is creepy, why wouldn't you think a shirt is? At least with the sign, it goes between your bodies when you're hugging.
(-1)it is less creepy when a group of people are giving out free hugs. if it is just one lonely little person? the creepy meter skyrockets. plus, I have never seen a group of people get arrested for giving out Free Hugs.
That's dumb
#10 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:31am by Mac10nikka
(-1)hahaha theres 69 your life sucks votes! XD
(-1)I love those! eff the pigs!
(+1)No you can't. If you actually were arrested, you probably have a good case if you brought it to court, but I suspect this is fake.
(+2)Depending on where the OP was with said sign, it could've happened.
(+3)This is entirely possible. For example, this can't be done at Otakon in Baltimore, as it is considered soliciting sexual favors.
(-1)lol, that is so true. But when I was there last year, I think I saw someone with a sign, and nobody did anything... :/ (epic bag pipes~!)
(0)That would not hold in court. There is a legal definition to sexual, and it's very specific that a hug can't be considered sexual. They can make a law saying free hugs are considered sexual solicitation, but if you went to court for this and gave them the definition of sexual, the judge would be forced to clear you of all charges. Ha.
I should know, I'm a lawyer.
(0)True, it won't hold in court but it's still the rules of the convention...that's just the way things are. You pay for them to have the convention and you abide by their rules. If you don't like them, don't come. :P
(-2)YDI for living in USA with stupid laws:D
(0)hey hey. don't bring that into this man. USA isn't that bad. have you ever lived here to say something like that ? : )
(0)I can't say I have, but even you must admit that USA has some pretty durn ridiculous laws, no... then again do do all countries, such as 250$ fine in Canada for walking across the wrong part of the street...
(+3)that's called jaywalking, and the fine is there because dipshits get killed all the time. I think something like 20-25 people got hit by cars and killed/seriously injured in January alone for crossing at the wrong parts of the street in Toronto.
(+1)Maybe you need common sense instead of laws.
"Hurr durr, car coming? Better not cross"
"Hmm, no car coming better cross before one does" *Fined* and for what? For crossing in the wrong part of a street where no car is coming? Get fucking real. The law should only apply to people incapable of rational though.
(0)I've lived in the US and I agree o_o
(0)#59, OBVIOUSLY the law is there to discourage people to cross at the wrong place at all. Don't be ignorant, it's ALWAYS risky. Sometimes it's difficult to see a car coming from certain angles. Accidents happen. We shouldn't get rid of this law so people with "common sense" can be spared. Seriously, it's just downright LAZY people that are subjected to this law. It is NOT that hard to walk down a street or two to find a safe crosswalk. And don't bother arguing that some people don't have the time, might bus their bus, etc. because walking down a street is definitely worth not being hit by a car IMO.
(-1)Well if you were relatively smart and checked both ways and weren't on a corner/T-junction etc just an empty street then you're safe. Nothing will change my mind. I've never been hit by a car. Why? Luck? Hell no, it's because I'm smart and I know how to play it safe. I don't need some bullshit law in place so cops can harrass me, I know when to cross and when not to cross. And don't bother with "oh if you got hit by a car you'd be more mindful". The only time I'll be hit by a car is when I'm forced onto the road by anything other than my own will.
(0)Ok stop for one minute and think of it this way. I'm coming into this as a neutral party. I jay walk, I admit it. It would be easier if people had the common sense on if you're going to jay walk, do it in a situation where you're not going to be hit. But that's just naïve to think that everyone will. people can be distracted, or they might not notice something or any number of reasons. And it's easier to make a law as a whole. I mean, can you imagine the law being "You can't jay walk.* $250 fine." *This is excluded if the street is empty, the person ran really fast so they wouldn't be hit, the person checked both ways first, it wasn't on a corner or intersection, etc" It's a general rule to save lives. Saying you shouldn't have a law cause people should have common sense to do it properly. That's like saying speeding shouldn't be illegal because people should have the common sense to only speed when nothing wrong will happen, or drink driving. The road is a dangerous place. Accidents happen. You jay walk across an empty street, you trip, sprain your ankle, someone comes speeding along, picking up the cd they dropped on the passenger floor, they don't see you, you can't get up in time to get out of the way cause of your ankle, you get hit and die. Come on, it's ignorant to think that a series of events like that wouldn't happen, they can and they do. The laws there to discourage people from doing it, so stuff like that doesn't happen. Jay walking doesn't ALWAYS end in disaster, but neither does speeding and drink driving. More often than not, in all 3 cases, nothing happens. At all. But it's the risk of it happening, and the times that it does happen that makes the law worth having.

(0)That's a very convoluted series of events. If a few people get hit, accidents happen, we can't live in a danger free society, true there's a risk but every time you open the front door you take a risk. You need to know that. I'm just glad my country isn't a total police state yet. When it is I think I'll just have to take my own life, I can't live in a place like America and England is emulating it more and more all the time. So I'm gonna cross when I want to while I still can. I'm more pissed off that the Law has decided to tell me more and more what I can and can't do. Telling me I can only cross the street in certain places is only the beginning.
(0)think the law may have something to do with protecting motorists as well. If someone crosses the street where it is not safe to (or cuts out between parked cars, YES THATS DIRECTED TO YOU, YOU DAMN IGNORANT BIKERS IN TORONTO, YOU'RE EITHER A PEDESTRIAN OR A VEHICLE! NOT BOTH! AND I DON'T CARE IF YOUR "HELPING THE ENVIRONMENT" GOOD FOR YOU NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!), anyways, they could technically sue if they are hit by a car. This way, they are breaking the law, they are not allowed to cross except at cross walks, and if they suddenly DO step out without looking it is thier fault, and the innnocent (or not so innocent) driver is not to blame (they could be to blame otherwise).
#279 - On 02/18/2010 at 11:36pm by damnrosi
(0)I like people who drive between lanes in cars. I like to open my door. ^_^
(-1)poor guy.. there's free hugs in jail tho :)
(+1)Op is a girl.
(-2)yeah, it's called butt rape
(-1)omg Jordan E is that you?! Cause when i saw you in walmart today you said u were making a sign saying free hugs.. ?
(-1)lol wowwww
(-1)OH MY GOD IT MUST BE CUZ WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF SOMEONE DOING THAT, AND THEN YOU SEEING IT ON FML? LIKE NONE I WOULD THINK. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT THE OP'S NAME IS LIZ, THATS DEFINITELY SOMETHING JORDAN E WOULD DO, THAT CRAZY GUY.
(+1)2 zero I like you.. Slight over kill but you got the job done
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you should be punched right in your dick lips, I fucking hate when people do that stupid shit.
(+2)You, sir, are a douche. Free hugs is a really kind thing to do ^^
(-2)I dont think its so much a kind act but rather a desperate cry for attention.
(0)Someone here needs a hug.
(0)isn't this in a music video?
(0)yep, 'all the same' by sick puppies. good song, cute video :)
(0)More like that's what gangbangers love to repeat, huh?
(-2)omg Jordan th is you hahaha lol........
#21 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:51am by Mac10nikka
(+1)I did the same thing. but didn't get arrested for it. I did get a lot of weird looks for holding one tho.
(+1)Why would u want to stand out holding this sign????
(+1)b/c there's a national free hug day. and it's just supposed to cheer people up if they're havin a bad day by simply giving them a hug. I did it with my school so I didn't look like a total idiot holding a free hug sign.
(0)In order to give people hugs, of course! Hugs are good. ^_^
(+1)I would say what? what law are you breaking? I would say what about my freedom of speech...I would sue sue the city for violating my rights...hell I'd be on Larry king live talking about the cop. he would be very very sorry he ever arrested me. I would say why don't you arrest the homeless for holding up there signs? huh?
(0)I mentioned it further up, but I felt it needed saying again. In some states, the free hugs stuff is considered soliciting sexual favors, which does, in a strange way, make sense. And that's unsurprisingly illegal.
(+1)You can also get felt up and violated, toots.
(0)lmao that's funny that u would up a free hugs sign. What happened to kidding booths lol free hugs....aaahhh piffy
(-1)damn fuckin iPhone messed up my comment...oh well..fuck it
(0)hehehe mine does that all the time too XD but it is still a pretty dam good device no???
(+1)u can turn off auto correct in general settings
(-1)Enjoy your police state.
(0)What did the free hugs sign have that you wanted? It's wrong to steal.
(0)^Win
(0)^^ Best comment on this post.
(0)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(0)good now get a fucking life
(+1)lmao! you creeper you!
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(0)youre retarded!!!!!!!! LOL
(0)no... no you're not
(0)On what charge, exactly? It's hardly likely to cause a breach of the peace. See if you can appeal.
(-1)What is a free hugs sign?
(0) it's a sign that says " free hugs" , I can't see how that'd be too hard for you to comprehend
(0)It wasn't the sign. The cops just hate you.
(0)That's weird... Some kid was holding up a "Free Hugs" sign on campus Friday...
(+1)Actually, it's not weird. There are groups that do it all around the world. They usually do it in cities and on campuses, where the target audience is adults.
(+1)It's kind of sad that people will go to strangers for hugs to make them feel better.. sweet gesture I guess, but still sad that it needs to happen
(0)lemme guess, charges for solicitation?
(+1)Maybe the Op is wanted as a habitual Hug violator ? http://www.freehugscampaign.org/
(+1)Next time you do it, hold up a deluxe hugs sign for 2.99!
(+1)I don't see how it's illegal. It's the opposite of prostitution. It's free. xD
#61 - On 02/03/2010 at 7:01am by BritneyBiohazard
(-1)i agree with a lot of you, it's not really illegal, it kinda just depends where you are holding it (park, school, etc.) i've done a free kissing booth b4 at the park tho, i never got even a bad look from a cop xD. FYL for being ugly :P
(0)lol that's stupid D: hehe conventions are filled with free hugs . never do it again x]
(+1)We have free hug days on my campus all the time and have no trouble. Its not illegal, just make sure you're not a middle aged man holding a free hugs sign at an elementary school or something!
(0)lmao how?
(+1)Sadly, it's true. It's called (or the authorities will) soliciting. If you said "Can I have a hug?", that's fine, but "free hugs" implies a price.
(0)It means the exact opposite.
Anyway, what was the charge?
(+1)#73: You don't understand. #71 was not saying it's good, he/she was explaining it to you.
It doesn't matter what you or they think. It's a matter of law, whether it makes sense or not, it's legally considered soliciting, and as such it's a form of prostitution.
(0)A law needs to hold up in court. If you demonstrate the law is flawed somehow, then you win your case.
What if somebody made a law saying "Breathing is soliciting". You think a judge would sentence you for breathing then? If such a law existed, the judge would rule in the favor of the defendant and challenge the law.
(0)I'll take a free hug!
(-1)I did that all the time. you just can't do it in front of a elementary school you perve
(0)I love those free hugs people :(
#75 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:02am by Diannaa
(+1)Ydi hippie! lol
(0)You live in America, didn't you know affection is illegal in your country you moron. Should have got a gun and a sign that says "will shoot you for free".
#78 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:10am by Carbonchild
(+1)free hugs is a world-wide phenomenon that began in sydney australia - just giving free hugs to people and making their day feel a little bit better. i encourage people to search it on youtube and google.
#79 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:11am by whittlewhizz
(+1)Free hugs are awesome! A friend told me about the free hugs campaign and showed me the video that went with it - now she runs up and down the street in every St. Patrick's parade we have, carrying the sign. Three cops gave her a hug out of the hundreds of people she got a free hug from.
Hm. I guess Georgia's just pretty anal about public cheer...those cops need to review the Constitution. Last I checked, no state has a law against hugging people. Keep on hugging! =D
#81 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:16am by xxreikoxx
(0)The local Whores' Guild had you arrested for product dumping.
Or maybe an undercover cop heard you hawk your paid services while receiving said "free" hug. It's like those "free" vacations where you have to attend a boring timeshare speech. Nothing is free.
(+2)I'm actually wearing a free hug shirt right now, and one day a cop even gave me a hug. I don't know what's wrong with your cops
(0)hahah funny shit
(-1)lol I once got told by a crazed woman that free hugs are prostitution, at a Christian convention xD
(0)Legally, they are. You might find it funny or crazy (and I'm not saying it isn't), but it's legally considered a form of soliciting and akin to prostitution.
Most people let it slip, but every once in a while, someone gets arrested for it. Either because they were being annoying or the cop suspected there might be something more to it, or the cop was just in an angry day and decided to apply the law all the way instead of closing their eyes.
Incidentally, you are the crazed one if you need to insult some random woman because you disagree with what she was saying. The no free hugs thing may suck, it's still the law and what she said was accurate...
(0)Only in america..
(0)for ref:
http://www.freehugscampaign.org
(0)I no how U feel I did that too with a bunch of my friends and some old lady called the cops and we ditch and ran threw back roads and we seen the cops but they didn't find us lol
(0)That's funny, I'm walking around with my "Free Hugs" thong wearing nothing else but flip-flops. The cops are laughing at me and giving me the thumbs-up!
I guess Texas > Georgia.
(+1)Consider yourself lucky. I broke the nose of one of you idiots when he came running at me flinging a sign around so a fine is still better.
(+1)I'm wearing a shirt that says "free hugs" on it right now lol. and I have a shirt that says free hugs in Spanish too :P
(-2)I call fake. That falls under the first amendment.
(-1)No it doesn't, wtf.
Legally, it's soliciting and considered more or less a form of prostitution. Even though it's free, but the whole offering services in the street using your body and all... *shrugs*
Sure, that law sucks, but still, it's the law. :(
(-1)It's true. "Free" implies a price, even if it's a lack of one.
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(+1)sue the fuckk outta the shittholes that arrested you!!!! that sign was protected by your first amendment! its against the law and is considered unconstitutional in order for them to arrest you. if youre gunna go out and try to change the world know your rights so that if something like this happens you can argue backk!
(0)If I were to guess, we're seeing a "tweaked" story, if it's true at all. Most likely, it wasn't the "free hugs" but carrying any sign without a permit. There are places that's required for any public demonstration.
#105 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:14am by scotts13
(0)really I didn't know
(+1)Me and my friends went to the mall, and made some "free hugs" signs. Everyone loved it! Except the security guard. He said we were "Soliciting", which is BULLSHIT because soliciting involves money.
(0)No, not necessarily. Handing out coupons or fliers is still soliciting, for example.
(0)yeah. but still...getting in trouble for offering free hugs is just dumb.
(0)I find this kinda bogis. Did u not watch the youtube video for free hugs? U either didn't or are just moronic that you were arrested lmfao
(0)yeah u need a free hugs perment.Kisses are ilegal Lol
(-1)Were you arrested for being lame and unoriginal?
#111 - On 02/03/2010 at 10:58am by Mumblstiltskin
(+2)sorry, your comment is what?
(0)^^ Win.
(-1)creepy old guys should never offer free hugs! YDI :D
(0)But they're not a creepy old guy :D they're a woman :D
(0)That's called harassment. YDI, knucklehead.
(+1)Actually this is a real thing I know at a convention in Baltimore people used to have the signs all the time and are now banned because they're considered a form of solicitation and therefor are illegal, if you have a shirt that says it then it's just "a funny shirt" and they can't do anything about it.
(0)especially when ur 40 and u were at chuck e chesse
(0)When I was at Anime North last year, walking down the street you'd see about 100 people with free hug signs. It was awesome!
(+1)So was I! You can get in trouble for having a sign saying "free hugs." Strangely enough, we were allowed to have signs that said "Can I have a hug?" But no, "free" implies price, which is soliciting.
In case you're wondering, I was one of those people with the hug signs! ^^ But because someone we met there got in trouble for a free hug sign, we stuck with can I have a hug signs.
(0) Do you live in NY? Cuz everyone in NY does that
(0)police wants some hugs too =))
(+1)Atleast its not Free Glomp *shudders cosplayers molesting you*
(-1)Well, you'd be loitering (unless you did this in your front yard??) so ya, you'd be arrested. So YDI.
Also, they probably arrested you for being totally unoriginal. So again, YDI. Stop copying people.
(+1)HUGGING COUNTS AS SEX IN AMERICA DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?
(+2)really? then im more of a player than i thought i was
(0)http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/6489895
It's meant to be.
(+1)Were you at an anime con or something? You poor, poor girl...
#141 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:01pm by angrygood
(+1)OP - I hope they just told you that you COULD get arrested and gave you a chance to remove the sign and leave. If you were just standing there in a public place (not like on a playground like other people pointed out), it shouldn't have been a problem. In fact, the only problem I can think of would be loitering and in that case they just ask people to leave first. Did a manager of a store (or wherever you were) tell you to leave and you ignored them first? That might work against you.
To the people who told OP they were creepy: all you have to do is NOT REQUEST A HUG. It's not creepy, it's not weird. You have an option and no one is assaulting you. Sorry, but you guys seem like the type that would complain about band boosters standing outside stores collecting money for their trip to Disneyland. What's the matter with you?
(0)They don't have internet in jail, so how would you post this?
(0)what charge? it's free speech, no money exchange. I wanna know
(-1)Why the fuck would you hold up a free hugs sign to begin with? retard.
(0)damn, that's messed up baha
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You people are so freakin annoying at anime/comic/scifi/general nerd convention. Attention whores who don't get enough attention because they're either A) fat B) ugly C) annoying as HELL.
They've ruined the message that the original free hugs guy wanted with their attention whore ways.
You've also ruined conventions.
Stop doing it, it doesn't make you seem friendly, it makes you seem desperate.
#152 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:03pm by FOAD
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You people are so freakin annoying at anime/comic/scifi/general nerd convention. Attention whores who don't get enough attention because they're either A) fat B) ugly C) annoying as HELL.
They've ruined the message that the original free hugs guy wanted with their attention whore ways.
You've also ruined conventions.
Stop doing it, it doesn't make you seem friendly, it makes you seem desperate and creepy.
#153 - On 02/03/2010 at 5:08pm by FOAD
(0)Your opinion. But being an anime/comic/scifi/general nerd is actually fun. Im an otaku, and I bet I have waaaaaaaayyyy more of a life than you. :)
(0)what's op? but anyways
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creeper?
(0)awww tender
(0)good.
(0)For fuck's sake, people! The Free Hug is strictly OPTIONAL If you dont wanna hug the person that is fine but some of us think that hugging random strangers is a fun thing to do ;) That's how I met my boyfriend :P
(-1)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
(0)hmm whole thing didn't show. maybe before y'all act like abunch of douche bags you should watch that and think about how maybe just a hug could really make someones day alot better.
(0) did u not see the video on YouTube about free hugs? it CLEARLY stated holding up a free hugs sign is now illegal
(-1)I typically see a lot of these at anime conventions. Usually the ones holding up signs like these are geeky creeper guys looking to cop a feel and fat, heinous, pimply-faced girls with glasses.
Obviously you are NOT hot.
(0)same thing happened to me dude
(0)I got kicked out of a mall for doing that.
(0)FAAAAAAG!
(0)ok. this is reallyyyyy familiar. FAKE!!!!!!!!!
(0)YDI for holding a sign
(0)omg are yu serious?!?!?! cuz I do that all tha time!!!
(0)Except it's free
So it's not really offering sexual favours for money, you know, like your mother when the rent's due.
It's offering sexual favours for free.
"free hugs" implies a price. No, no it does not.
(0)It implies a (one-way) trade. Like the super-tame version of "Free sex." I don't agree with the law, but it in a way makes sense.
(0)hey girl! you have to charge for those
(-1)Let's think about this rationally people, maybe the OP is so disgusting looking that when she tried to squeeze into a small skirt and a shirt she was kind of blobbing all over. The cops had to arrest her for something so they used the "no free hugs" way out. It's not really an FML for the OP but for everyone that had to look at her for the time.
(0)what if i write that on a shirt?
(0)FUCK I WAS GUNNA DO THAT
(0)what law is that breaking?
(0)no you can't you should sue that officer
(0)next time you do it shave your porn stash and DONT hold the sign in front of a middle school
(0)creeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(0)haha i had friend who used to do that. hed spend the day in boston giving out free hugs holding "free hugs" signs. it was awesome.
(0)well yeah! that's like a pedofile's dream job! hahaha
#196 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:20am by ooohlife
(0)You were likely trespassing or loitering and were arrested for that, but you'll want to claim it was for the sign. Am I right? YDI.
(0)Never trust a hippie!! one less hippie on the street. YDI!!!!!!!!!
!!!
(0)Wow... life really does suck. :(
(0)I really hate Free Hugs people, so this is a YDI for me.
(0)they mite have thought u were a prostitute
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(-1)that makes u sound gay
(0)Why the shiz were you holding up a "free hugs" sign in the first place? YDI.
(0)I can't believe none of you have heard of the Free Hugs Campaign. People do it everywhere. It's meant to spread love and friendship in the US... or pretty much wherever as well, but specifically here in the US where people are afraid to even talk to strangers. Look it up on Youtube and stop being so quick to judge.
(+1)jk... it started in australia. but the message is the same XD haha
(+1)serves u right, damn hippie
(-1)YTDI for being a peacenik fag. Love and understanding never toppled dictators or stopped genocide.
(0)But when Martin Luther King Jr. Preached peace and love he earned blacks all the rights of whites. The opposite of peace and understanding is hatred and intolerance and misuderstanding, and that is what causes those dictatorships and genocides. STFU and GTFO.
(-1)Seriously? Ugh I've always wanted to run into someone doing that. ;D
(0)Yeah, you can get arrested for holding a "Free hugs" sign. I have heard of it happening in some European countries so I suppose it can happen at other places. The problem with the "Free hugs" is pickpocketing. You are giving the person much easier access to your wallet or whatever he can steal. And since there can't be a cop or someone to observe what the freehugger is doing all the time it is easier to just not allow it at all.
(0)if you live in america that violates your freedom of speech and right to assembly, i hope you are smart enough to sue
(0)Not all speech is protected. Solicitation, harassment, death threats, inciting a riot, etc... there are lots of legal restrictions on speech.
(+1)wow, that blows. I would have hugged you :)
(-1)IN NEW ORLEANS, IF I HAD A FREE HUGS SIGN, I'D JUST GET SHOT
CUZ IT'S FUCKING GAY AS THE SHIT
#225 - On 02/11/2010 at 2:55am by clahdupe
(0)It's about time they got another good comic person on here. The last one I can remember was the C&H one, and even that one was fairly lame (not because of the artist, but because this whole idea is just stupid).
(0)This makes me laugh, because my husband has a pin that he keeps on his messenger bag (he uses it to carry his work clothes in, so he doesn't have to ride the bus in hos uniform) and it says in giant red letters FREE HUGS.
He got it when we went to Anime North last year.
(0)lol I love the guy's big creeper smile in the first frame.
(0)In some places it's considered soliciting.
(0)Too bad the OP was a woman, cartoonist.
(0)Its okay ill give you a free hug as long as your hot
(0)agreed
#235 - On 02/12/2010 at 11:47am by slushpuppy123
(-1)You can only hold a "Free Hugs" sign at 70's Summer in Vegas
(+2)Dear Oatmeal,
We love you.
Sincerely,
FML
(-1)u cant do it in a rape-mobile outside a school either
(-1)Illustration fail. The OP is a woman.
(0)it's a balding woman, ya dummy!
(-1)That is one hot ass.
(+2)There was no way Hugs got a fair trial. Hugs is wrongfully incarcerated. FREE HUGS! FREE HUGS!
(0)In the preview bar on the homepage, I thought purple-shirt's mouth was a giant mustache.
(0)Haha! So did I!
(0)free hugs??????wtf??????
(0)The only problem with the illustration is that the person who posted the FML in the first place was a female, it's still pretty funny though.
(0)I recognize this style of drawing!! This is from The Oatmeal!!! Sorry if this was already posted. I didn't go through all the comments.
(-1)Umm...has no-one noticed that the person holding up the free-hugs sign isn't wearing any pants? That may explain why he was arrested...
(0)^ Agreed.
Alot of people seem to have no sense. It's because he's not wearing any pants underneath the sign.
(+1)Wow .. It's mind blowing the amount of people who can't take a joke .. Just like someone recently said, the cop arrested him for not wearing pants. Now, I don't know about many of you, but I don't want an obese balding man hugging me with a chubby out in the open. Also, this is done by a man named Matthew Inman, The Oatmeal if you don't know that name. Now I don't personally know the man but I'll take a bet that no part of him is woman. You can do the rest to either confirm that or prove me wrong.
(0)Really? It's only got his name on the picture.
So we all really need to be fucking told who drew it.
(+1)Seeing as though everyone kept saying it was a WOMAN who made this strip, then yeh I am fairly sure not everyone realized it ..
(0)A WOMAN posted the FML. A man illustrated it. Please get with the program.
(+1)This isn't the only illustration that was put into the perspective of the artist. On top of that, it's much creepier when done by the guy. If the person was a dainty attractive woman then knowing the people on here you'd probably be getting complaints about how it's not funny because people would be too perverted. Also, the mustache does make him an epic police officer ;P
(+1)By the same token, a sign that reads 'Free Sodomy' will get you the same results, though... Free is free, right?!
(0)I love the police officer's mustache.
(0)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
Skip to 2:25. Free Hugs were banned by rent-a-cops until a petition was signed by enough people. Of course the guy wasn't arrested, but still.
Also, this cartoon is meant to be satirical....some of you are taking this quite far.
(0)WOOOOOWWWW
(+1)It's a JOKE. His name's Matthew Inman, and he does not actually go around with his pants off, as far as I know. If you would like to see more of his stuff, go to www.theoatmeal.com. That's where i found the link to this page. And BTW, everyone kinda ruined it for me with the comments. Are Americans immune to sarcasm?
(0)That sucks, I'd hug you OP :/
(0)aw . . ide hug you too
im sure you were wearing pants
fuck that police dude
he probably needed a hug
(0)who the fuck puts up a free hugs sign?
(0)um... why would you do that anyways?
(0)i do enjot the oatmeal.
(0)what if it's a "christian side hug"?? check out the old "tube" for a video if y'all don't know what I'm talking about ...
(0)really cuz i had one on for connecticon(epic anime convention) and the majority of the trip there and didnt get in trouble at all
(0)I love hugs.
(0)It must have been this dude: http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-544.htm
(0)To those saying it is soliciting, and counts as prostitution, I have sex with my gf for FREE, does that make her a prostitute?
(0)I gave free hugs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mR-yc_Mfsg
(0)why did they arrest u?
free hugs are great!
(0)to all the retards who canot understand the comic; can you not see the dude dont have pants on? Its funny coz he wants to hug ppl with no pants on.
(0)yeah well, the fml is something wat really happened right?
and i don't think he went free hugging without pants
(0)Actually. You can't get arrested for holding up a free hugs sign. If you are holding one while standing with your bottom half naked... or completely naked... then you'll be arrested.
(0)MATTHEW INMAN? The Onion? Oh hell yus! I love his humour.
(0)I mean... The Oatmeal. XD Silly me. I should stop writing at 3am.
(0)ahahahahahaha cant stop laughing ahahahahahahahah
#302 - On 05/02/2010 at 1:41pm by 1bebelove1
(0)gotta love, in the state of Massachusetts its considered prostitution as well as pan handling. Any sign/shirt/sticker/tattoo/written tombs of huggery that are obviously used to attain or give something free or otherwise, will get you arrested... learned that at Anime Cons!
(0)LMFAO i love the drawing it actually made me laugh :D
(0)He's NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN. THAT is why he got arrested, not for holding up the sign. Holy fuck you people are the biggest morons on the goddamn planet.
(0)The comic is a joke, where you're supposed to wonder what all the looks are for, then when he gets arrested you see he has no pants on.
The OP is a woman. The comic is just a funny illustration.
Offering people free hugs really isn't very funny, and kind of a little flaky and silly. Some people will use it to get attention. Some people legitimately want to make others feel better. Doing it alone seems like an attention getter to me. Either that or the misguided idea of a teenager who thinks the problem with the world is a lack of compassion. They may be right, but free hugs will solve nothing. Use your time to make a real difference. Standing around offering free hugs will improve the situation about as much as standing around begging for change will improve the life of the beggar. Not a bad thing to do, but pretty pointless, given the alternatives.
(0)I hate it when that happens!
#311 - On 06/21/2010 at 5:49pm by KimberWolff
(0)The thing is, the man doesn't have a pants and giving a free hug. The signboard will be dropped when he hugs you, guess what will happen.. lol
(0)Im not asian but Im 15 and every place i go to and do that i egt away with it. not only that i get a million hugs yay xD
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