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Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101198) - you deserved it (13994)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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