Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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lesb_lv 0
Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"
GloomySkyz 0
3 way? xD
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xvqxz 0
first ...and FYL for them jumping to conclusions. but YDI for staring. I don't stare at girls making out with guys just because I think she's hot. that is a little rude...
GloomySkyz 0
3 way? xD
dan81892 2
invite me, and it'll be a foursome =D i mean, you always have to have one guy in there.
truelyawesome 0
******
ilikepie789 0
no dan i already have dibs
truelyawesome 0
am I the only God-fearing person who finds this wrong?!? the fact that fml has become a host for whiny gays is sad
kaytbugg61 0
@ 173 oh no trust me honey you aren't i am a pretty religious person and it ticks me off that people are disobeying something like that out of the Holy Bible! and homosexuality is just sick! people shouldn't even joke about 3-somes and stuff like that its sick! i mean sure i sin plenty and i'm ashamed but ugh! i VERY strongly dislike homosexuals it is a direct violation of the Holy Bible i am not prejudice but seriously! but like i said, honey you arent the only God- fearing person who finds this very wrong i agree completely! and sorry if it freaks you out that i called you honey i call everyone honey but thank you for posting that comment because the lesbian thing was crawling under my skin and i was hoping someone would post something like that! you have alot of my respect even if i dont know you!
Rina_Diggory_64 0
Most of us can't even choose if were homosexual or bisexual!! Some of are are born with it and it's to hard to fight off. The heart wants what it wants. So answer me this, if God hates homosexuals so much then WHY would he make us that way? Huh, what's you answer for that. God makes each and every one of us and he chooses how we are, we have no control over that. And come on...Nothing...NOTHING in the bible says that God hates homosexuals. It's just something everyone's come to believe and it's crap.
haleylynn24 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
actually, according to my Catholic Faith, there is NOTHING wrong with being homosexual. no one chooses their orientation. but on the other hand, it is immoral to act on your orientation in a sexual manner if you are not married and homosexuals may not because sex was made to be unitive and procreative. homosexuals can't procreate and therefore cannot participate in sexual activity. this includes oral and anal also, because even in marriage, they're meant to be foreplay for actual sex. and if not, this is immoral because it isn't procreative. this is also why contraception is immoral. I feel for homosexuals deeply and the fact that it's not fair. but just because it isn't fair necessarily doesn't make it moral.
apfunction 0
174: shut your ******* pathetic mouth bitch. not everyone believes the same bullshit fairy tales you do. **** you. I hope you get ******* cancer and die.
Skittlesbaby 7
well I used to study the bible. yes, I know that the scriptures gear you away from such things as homosexuality, but it also says bo to discrimination and to love all for who they are! for 174 to flat out day homosexuals are horrible and to call them out and day what s/he did was just plain ignorant. there's no need to be so f-ing rude.
kennakatherine 0
So infertile straight couples are immoral?
11colio11 4
Ok so you are not prejudice, you just don't like homosexuals. God dammit you are a complete retard. You are just one of those people who hide behind the bible for topics they don't fully understand. YOU are the reason christians look bad
quesoesbueno59 0
LOL And FIRST!
xvqxz 0
sorry #3, i beat you to it. better luck next time ;)
BigLord 0
LOLOL awesome, that's not a FML or a YDI at all, in my opinion. It's just an hilarious event. You should have just told them that you're a lesbian too.
nbrachelxo 0
ahah aww! :P
D2theLux 0
Haha nice. Did you get their number so you could join in on the Lesbian shenanigans?
Stupidpeople 0
Crazy kids
youreawhore 0
Hahahaha, threesome fun :D Not your fault, I can't really tell you to be more discreet when checking someone out or else they might think you're judging them with disapproving glances.
FPsLife 5
They better never travel to Germany. They'll have a panic attack from all the staring.