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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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lesb_lv 0

Friday 3 April 2009 13:04

Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"

GloomySkyz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:22

3 way? xD

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braFTW 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:29

When she was done, you should've said: "I was just trying to guess if you are into threesomes..." =D

Loony_fml 4

Friday 3 April 2009 19:32

Please tell me that you said this to them...

alex_vik 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:33

Wow...that's creepy of you. I know most straight people don't stare at the opposite gender, so why's it different for gays?

dkcc1988 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:40

That is when you have a three-way, tape it, then post it on the internet, and give us the link. #65 Really? I'm a straight male and I check out hot women all the time and so do most guys

life_is_a_hooker 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:46

#62 Shut up you close-minded idiot. I know PLENTY of gays that aren't loud or obnoxious! Anyway, please tell me that you told her you were a lesbian too and thought they were hot... lol YDI though for staring... That's a bit creepy.

Kyzomo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:55

OMG YES I LOVE LESBIANS!!! 3 WAY BABY!!!!

balanceMMX 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:04

what she say after you told her?

alex_vik 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:06

#66 - There's a difference between checking someone out and staring at someone very noticeably.

Amkii 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:13

Couldn't you just have said, "Sorry, but I was staring 'cause you're hot!"? #65 - Have you ever been around single guys and hot girls in the same place? There'll be some staring going on. Trust me.

callicalove 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:23

Hahaha... I'm so scared of this happening to me as well. Because.. yeah, I tend to stare at all cute/hot couples.. and I'm scared that the same-sex ones are going to think I'm staring at them for the wrong reasons.. but no... I just think they're cute, and I'm a lesbian myself. That would have been embarrassing though.