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Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

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Did you find his friend, or his FRIEND?

#6 - On 01/30/2010 at 3:22am by toastnbuttrcheng

See in context

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Well, at least he wasn't a serial killer?

#4 - On 01/30/2010 at 3:21am by porno

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