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Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6576) - you deserved it (29289)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:13pm - misc - by kodijack (man) - United States (Colorado)

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i beeped at people as they pulled out of my condo complex almost hitting me. i dont care where you live, if you drive like an idiot im going to let you know.

#2 - On 01/25/2010 at 5:49pm by plutosaplanet

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"i honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled"... holy crap. calm down. maybe you should look into anger management programs... he's on a bike what do you expect.

#14 - On 01/25/2010 at 6:16pm by music_girl23

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