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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 9 December 2009 00:44 / United States
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Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".

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Make them dinner then put it in the freezer? mother-omg my dinner is so cold, we should have never broke up our sons relationship father-i've lost the will to live

Dude, guilt trip them. If they don't know you overheard them, faking extreme depression as a result of the breakup will probably be worth some pretty significant concessions. "Oh, it's our fault, let's cheer him up, he's always wanted _________".

By  RaphX

Write love letters to one of them and plant them somewhere obvious, like the sock drawer.

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