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Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef is throwing food at us, I'm getting ready for my turn. He tosses the piece of broccoli at me, I lean back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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The chef was throwing food at you?? Holy shit! I want to go there!

#2 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:12am by twoknives

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For posts #1-4, I think that she was at a Hibachi restaurant like Benihana, where the chef cooks on an open stove, right in front of the diners. He or she does things like juggle knives and throw food for the diners to catch, for entertainment. I can see getting caught up so much in it that this happened. Funny, but not a FML. :)

#5 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:14am by tisiphone

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