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Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef is throwing food at us, I'm getting ready for my turn. He tosses the piece of broccoli at me, I lean back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by ashley_skillz06 - Sent from mobile version

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The chef was throwing food at you?? Holy shit! I want to go there!

#2 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:12am by twoknives

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uhh, why does he throw food?

#1 - On 01/24/2010 at 6:10am by kkleiberg

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