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Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21696) - you deserved it (43994)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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