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Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24078) - you deserved it (53432)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.

#2 - On 04/01/2009 at 6:30am by mojo_jojo

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Haha, unlucky - don't do an april fool's that can backfire!

#1 - On 04/01/2009 at 6:28am by PlasticShark

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