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Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4125) - you deserved it (18791)

On 01/16/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by emilyupsidedown (woman) - United States (California)

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You so very smart. Best way to clear an obstruction in your throat is to stick your finger down your throat and get it out. Right. I mean surely there isn't a simpler method such as drinking anything to try to clear your throat. Right?

you deserve it.

#10 - On 01/16/2010 at 8:18am by Slimma

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Quite possibly you might decide to visit the restroom next time? Or maybe find a toothbrush? Common sense here. YDI, IMO.

#2 - On 01/16/2010 at 6:09am by armada

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