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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15 minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML


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On 01/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bali_Boil (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Just be glad he didn't get there 15 minutes later.

#3 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:06am by twoknives

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I think YDI.
You were disrespecting his household, and then he had to give you a ride.
Shows me that you're still young.

There are boundaries.
But if you're going to be making out with your girlfriend, it is best not to do it where you both can't be caught by a parent.

#11 - On 01/16/2010 at 4:28am by Mango_Juice

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