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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15 minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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Just be glad he didn't get there 15 minutes later.

#3 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:06am by twoknives

See in context

+11 | 11

I second what #3 said

#5 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:18am by BrownSugar

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