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Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6480) - you deserved it (56802)

On 01/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by mackenzie_cain (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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You two are made for each other.

#2 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:07am by lmpinto

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You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"?

YDI for being a moron

#3 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:08am by Juggalette_623

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