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Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23306) - you deserved it (1848)

On 01/11/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by hateskool888581 (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

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father/son bonding time. hit that bitch together.

#1 - On 01/12/2010 at 3:04am by worstpersonalive

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Your dad loves you! That's why he chaperones you when you go to a nightclub!

Of course, getting drunk and hitting on pretty girls is a nice bonus for putting up with the tedium of chaperoning.

#13 - On 01/12/2010 at 8:39am by perdix

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