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Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
father/son bonding time. hit that bitch together.
Your dad loves you! That's why he chaperones you when you go to a nightclub!
Of course, getting drunk and hitting on pretty girls is a nice bonus for putting up with the tedium of chaperoning.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015