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Today, I logged onto Facebook with a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14850) - you deserved it (4143)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by iamshrimpy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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my mom did the same

#3 - On 01/08/2010 at 6:18am by bambi114

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Oh wow, another mum commenting on Facebook story. Sorry, gotta snore off this one.

#18 - On 01/08/2010 at 7:26am by magpieram

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