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Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79103) - you deserved it (10893)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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