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Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer....

#1 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:34am by loveandzombies

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Why would you ask that in the first place? ... as if you wanted to know who the other 4 people where.

#3 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:35am by poopooface

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