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Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (2291)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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now thats a pain in the ass...

#2 - On 01/01/2010 at 10:25am by daydreamstar

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I like how you people bring in the new year. I personally like to celebrate the new year by chopping my arm off as a nice "fuck you" to the universe.

#5 - On 01/01/2010 at 10:49am by Peroxide

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