Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2010 at 5:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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#2 - On 01/01/2010 at 10:25am by daydreamstar
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I like how you people bring in the new year. I personally like to celebrate the new year by chopping my arm off as a nice "fuck you" to the universe.
#5 - On 01/01/2010 at 10:49am by Peroxide
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