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Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14673) - you deserved it (1564)

On 01/01/2010 at 5:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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