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Today, I was forced to spend New Years Eve with my strict/conservative parents in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. If I had nothing else, I looked forward to watching the ball drop in NYC. As the seconds counted down the T.V. shut off. Parental controls shut down cable at midnight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31946) - you deserved it (2375)

On 01/01/2010 at 2:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Nowhere is in Kansas.

and you can watch the ball drop online...it's not the same, but...Happy New Year anyway?

#21 - On 01/01/2010 at 8:45am by vetter

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what's the parental control code? i bet it's 0000

mwahahaha...

#20 - On 01/01/2010 at 8:39am by shamille

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