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Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4409) - you deserved it (14306)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by Spac3Ghost (man) - China (Beijing)

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