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Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:08pm - misc - by Spac3Ghost (man) - China (Beijing)

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Did we really need to know about talking to your gf about having kids??? FYL for being a dork

#3 - On 12/28/2009 at 5:23pm by Muhfin

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This is a) not an FML and b) horribly written and pretty much unintelligible. But from what I can deduce, you can't figure out revolving doors, which is sad. Don't think about having children again until you can figure out how to enter and exit a building.

#4 - On 12/28/2009 at 5:23pm by glasswater

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