By Spac3Ghost - 28/12/2009 17:08 - China

Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML
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Muhfin 0

Did we really need to know about talking to your gf about having kids??? FYL for being a dork

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glasswater 0

This is a) not an FML and b) horribly written and pretty much unintelligible. But from what I can deduce, you can't figure out revolving doors, which is sad. Don't think about having children again until you can figure out how to enter and exit a building.

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Loveya448 0

YDI for thinking about having kids without being married first.

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boatkicker 4

I was just about to write a similar comment when I saw yours. thank you dear.

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Spac3Ghost 0

yeah it was in front of a hotel, like i said... and it wasnt even motion detected... its on all the time i think...from what i saw =) but thanks for that haha =)

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cru1972 2

You can't run the wrong way through revolving doors. You should NEVER have children, it will be more of a drain on our welfare system.

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sparxva 12

if your girlfriend saw all that then you don't need to worry about having kids with her for a few years; she will know you're not ready yet. Problem solved, really.

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snafu57 1

did you leave any blood? be a man. mark your territory

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Spac3Ghost 0

im not sure! i dont think so =( but the door definately left a mark on my face =)

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Cheerbaby016 0

Hhahahahahaha thats wickedd funnyy :):):):)

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perkik 0

In response to number 14, some revolving doors do go in only one direction and usually are also hands free doors that are triggered by the motion you enter, often found in hotels... so you are of equal intellengence to the boy that runs and screams like a girl... in fact, you might be worse, he did have the balls to admit this on a site that is going to slam him

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ClumsyJason 3

Lmfao, FYL. From China eh? Did you take your gf to yum cha?

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BlinkOnceForYes 0

So were you guys discussing on what would the consequences of sex in a hotel room would be? Or... picking a place to start the process of having kids? Or... what...

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tonyihopness 0

fyl for being a nerd

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