Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having...

By Spac3Ghost - 28/12/2009 17:08 - China

Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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Skittish

By sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - 12/07/2015 19:56 - United States - Killeen

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

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By D.J. - 25/01/2014 01:34 - United States - Houston

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

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Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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Muhfin 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:23

Did we really need to know about talking to your gf about having kids??? FYL for being a dork

glasswater 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:23

This is a) not an FML and b) horribly written and pretty much unintelligible. But from what I can deduce, you can't figure out revolving doors, which is sad. Don't think about having children again until you can figure out how to enter and exit a building.

Comments

minenotyours 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:25

bahahaha! that's SO something I would do! lol actually I have... *blushes*

captainamerica50 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:59

Am I the only one who wondered why the topic of the conversation was even mentioned in this FML?

captainamerica50 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:01

Oh sorry just read the other comments, I was not the only one who wondered.

Serlenia 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:48

Aw, I think that's funny. I'd be worried if guys didn't have their moments of sqeaky screams. My friend does that all the time just to make us laugh. So it's nothing to be ashamed of. Yes it was embaressing but it's over and will be a good story for the future. Hopefully she just laughed and thought you were a dork and didn't think that because of that moment that you weren't good enough for her, because that would be stupid.

jakeidk 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:35

I'm glad you have a good spirit about all this negitive crap ppl are saying. and first is just about bragging someone got first comment and OP is you but I don't know what it stands for. I applaud you for you positive thinking and I thought this was a funny FML

Spac3Ghost 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:50

lol thanks =) it doesnt bother me =) they not wasting my time typing up rude comments right? =) haha it should even be an FML for them =) "today i wasted 3 minutes typing up a complaint about a complaint to......... someone who probably wont give a shit?" lol, was just trying to give people a good laugh =) sure i looked like a toss but most people laughed =) its good to laugh, but i suppose im not a very good story teller =) (i admit) and thanks =) lol at first (zero life)

EffYoLife 14

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:18

this is the worst post ive ever seen on here. wtf is the point of it?

babyareyoudownn 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 10:19

uhhhhhhh i have no clue what this is about. how did this even get approved?! oh and im number 69 (:

hellmoto28 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:57

Well he wont be having children anytime soon now.

BurnIt2TheGround 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:05

thank you for doing this!! this world is a better place without your continued genetics in it

wethequeens123 1

Friday 2 July 2010 0:48

it's an fml because his girlfriend and him were talking about having kids and right when she was talking about it he ran away from her screaming making it look like he was screaming and running because he didn't want kids