Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
by Crippled / 12/27/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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don't use it.
#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:07am by medfly
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Better yet, put it up on a high ledge. "Run fucker, run."
#6 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:27am by Dont_Explain
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