Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22373) - you deserved it (2004)
On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Cheap's life also sucksToday, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look…
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don't use it.
#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:07am by medfly
See in context
+27 | 2
Better yet, put it up on a high ledge. "Run fucker, run."
#6 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:27am by Dont_Explain
+27 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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