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Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tire I had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5062) - you deserved it (56282)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:14pm - misc - by flattire (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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