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Today, I came home from my 2 week trip to Florida. At the airport, the door said "Enter Only", while a sign above it said "Do not enter." Long story short, I got arrested for "disobeying signs." Nothing says "Welcome home" like being arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25726) - you deserved it (4262)

On 12/22/2009 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Sue them for misleading signs.

#5 - On 12/22/2009 at 10:24am by ccathleen_

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You totally obeyed......one of the signs.

#4 - On 12/22/2009 at 10:16am by Brooklynxman

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