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Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4951) - you deserved it (19372)

On 12/15/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by wjones (man) - United States (California)

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