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Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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On 12/15/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by wjones (man) - United States (California)

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Hahaha, my Christmas tree fell on me when I was 6.

#4 - On 12/15/2009 at 2:54pm by fishness

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Sounds about right. Men usually scream like little girls.

#3 - On 12/15/2009 at 2:43pm by roaminginsomniac

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