Gross, Students and Housework: Drip drip drip

Drip drip drip

By ewww - 03/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML

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By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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Drunken mess

By SlutRobot6000 - 01/07/2022 04:00

Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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By herzausstein - 21/12/2009 22:36 - Belgium

Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML

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By sucked_in - 23/07/2015 02:32 - Australia - Perth

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

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Job satisfaction

By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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nodbor 11

Friday 3 April 2009 10:01

you did not notice the smell?

Jimboom 11

Friday 3 April 2009 10:02

Eww. Though in college I wouldn't be surprised if it was used to pump someones stomach. Though still, could be worse. I knew someone who tried to use a hoover to clean up after someone shat themselves in the hall. And then he put the hoover back in the cupboard!

Comments

Stupidpeople 0

Friday 3 April 2009 9:56

Crazy college kids eh?!!

murp_murp 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:31

Are you Canadian eh?! :)

Stupidpeople 0

Friday 3 April 2009 9:56

Crazy college kids eh?!!

leyla_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 9:57

How distressing can that get. So much for cleaning.

llSgtScopell 0

Friday 3 April 2009 10:00

Ouch that sucks.....big party eh?

nodbor 11

Friday 3 April 2009 10:01

you did not notice the smell?

Jimboom 11

Friday 3 April 2009 10:02

Jcsati8 0

Friday 3 April 2009 10:06

CALL THE RUG DOCTOR!!!!!

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Friday 3 April 2009 10:17

didn't you notice that it looked like vomit, not water?

GirlX 0

Friday 3 April 2009 10:22

This is why I'm suspicious of community cleaning tools. You never know what kind of nasty things other people have cleaned w/ it. That does suck, though. :/ Hope it doesn't smell too bad, or that you were able to clean some of it off...