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Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26687) - you deserved it (1429)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

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