Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML
I agree, your life sucks (23010) - you totally deserved it (1052)
On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States
(-1)this is scarily appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_2-SrRbs7Y (Scrubs clip)
#23 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:26pm by my_fml_account
(0)No, feedback is discouraged unless you PM them, where they will then tell you not to question their ~modly powers~
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#42 - On 12/15/2009 at 3:40am by waterynuggets
(0)Sixth sense! That's what I would have thought if that happened to me.
#5 - On 12/14/2009 at 9:54pm by Nikiebear226
(+5)Ok even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?
#6 - On 12/14/2009 at 9:56pm by Sun_Kissed18
(+1)guess you really weren't noticed by her at school then. FYL
#12 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:04pm by hXcsoccerplaya
(0)"Everybody thought you were dead?" - Who are you that nobody even knew you were alive? Or is it that they all thought you died; if so why? That's... Really... Odd
#14 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:07pm by nefariousnobo
(0)She really thought you were a zombie? That's... weird.
I'm guessing they thought you were dead because they never heard from you, and not because someone started a rumor that you were in a car crash or something -- but that wouldn't explain her hitting you.
(0)"That's my philosophy with mice. If they're alive, kill them. If they're dead, kill them." - Cook, The Tale of Despereaux
#31 - On 12/14/2009 at 11:28pm by possumisawesome
(0)the only good zombie is a dead zombie - andrew jackson
aw man... i might have messed that one up a bit?
#65 - On 12/20/2009 at 11:36pm by cmccarthy05
(-1)Is no one else concerend about the words "I control her"? What'd you do? Use your glamour? You are dead after all.
Don't worry. This'll be an adorable story for the grandkids.
#25 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:52pm by YayAmerica
(+1)Uh, no, because if someone is assaulting me I have every right to stop them. This can include, if I choose NOT to render them unconscious, gaining control of their arms so they can't hit me. Are you saying you'd rather OP had decked the woman?
(0)He stopped her from hitting him (controlled her). then asked why.
Hahaha! LMAO, that must of sucked! she must have noticed you in school thou if she reacted like that. :)
(0)Ha! HAhahaha....that's pretty darn funny. It is kind of a WTF for her hitting you though....normal people would have just been like...whoa...thought you were dead...nice to see you're alive and move on into nice conversations about living.
(0)should've said I am dead and watch her flip. And tell everyone else to play along and act like he's not there
#34 - On 12/15/2009 at 12:12am by LemonStarship
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Control that woman, man. Control her with the back of your hand...Keep your pimp hand strong.
(-1)A good response would have either been "Well, I guess everybody's an idiot then".
Or
"Damm, I told old whatsisface what my new address was, didn't he pass it on?"
(0)Is it possible that she was the one that told everyone the OP was dead for some strange reason, and hit him because she wasn't expecting him to be there? I dunno, just throwing out possibilities... :)
(0)since graduating highschool I've changed my name and lost contact with just about everyone I went to school with. There's a decent chance my reunion committee will think I died or left the country or something. In which case don't the invite usually make mention of classmates who have passed on?
If the committee couldn't find him that may have happened, though I would then wonder how he knwe to attend.
(+1)well, it's kind of nice that she has been talking/asking about you..... maybe she likes you.
and she must be an idiot... that is the most retarded reaction i've ever heard of anyone having to a situation like that...usually NORMAL people wouldn't even mention the dead part.... just think..'hmm.. i thought he was dead... hmm.. must've been someone else i was thinking of... i should go say hi, he was my high school stalker, after all.'
(0)Sweet. I would love to be in a situation like that. Now, go find someone else who thought you were dead and watch them through their house windows.
#52 - On 12/15/2009 at 5:00pm by DeathShad0
(0)The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.. - Mark Twain.
#54 - On 12/15/2009 at 4:40pm by Yooh_Plus_Meh
(0)dont you or those people have facebooks? apparently not.
#56 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:30am by Taravampire
(0)Ditto. I doubt that even a lobotomized monkey could believe this one.
#59 - On 12/16/2009 at 1:49pm by blastvortex
(0)If you were one of those guys that stared at her in class and things of that sort, I'd be able to understand why she hit you. But the dead thing I can't exactly understand. Either you pissed off one too many people, or someone just wanted to screw with you.
If you have another reunion, do zombie makeup. It'd be definite payback. ;)
#63 - On 12/18/2009 at 9:29pm by lissasaywhaaa
